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Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Thursday, December 04, 2025

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's rush to bolster the number of ICE agents on the streets means applicants who can "barely read or write" are being accepted, according to a new report. With the goal of hiring 10,000 new deportation officers by the end of the year, the Homeland Security Department appears to be cutting corners, according to an investigation by the Daily Mail. "We have people failing open-book tests and we have folks that can barely read or write English," one DHS official told the outlet.

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We have people failing open-book tests and we have folks that can barely read or write English," one DHS official told the outlet.

What do you expect from stinky's stormtroopers?

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-12-04 12:21 PM | Reply

The average ICE recruit:

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-04 12:25 PM | Reply

These days it seems when I hear "ICE" it brings music to my ears: youtu.be

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-12-04 12:32 PM | Reply

"we have folks that can barely read or write English"

Why aren't these people being deportes?

#4 | Posted by Zed at 2025-12-04 12:43 PM | Reply

Well yeah, no ----.

Stupid people don't question illegal orders.

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-12-04 01:18 PM | Reply

Well yeah, no ----.
Stupid people don't question illegal orders.

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-12-04 01:18 PM | Reply | Flag: Accurate

"What about the Constitution? Yeah, I took a massive dump for my morning constitutional!"

#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-04 01:40 PM | Reply

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