Report: ICE New Hires Can 'Barely Read Or Write English'

Saturday, December 06, 2025

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's rush to bolster the number of ICE agents on the streets means applicants who can "barely read or write" are being accepted, according to a new report. ... "We have people failing open-book tests and we have folks that can barely read or write English," one DHS official told the [Daily Mail].

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We have people failing open-book tests and we have folks that can barely read or write English," one DHS official told the outlet.

What do you expect from stinky's stormtroopers?

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-12-04 12:21 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

The average ICE recruit:

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-04 12:25 PM | Reply

These days it seems when I hear "ICE" it brings music to my ears: youtu.be

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-12-04 12:32 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"we have folks that can barely read or write English"

Why aren't these people being deportes?

#4 | Posted by Zed at 2025-12-04 12:43 PM | Reply

Well yeah, no ----.

Stupid people don't question illegal orders.

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-12-04 01:18 PM | Reply

Well yeah, no ----.
Stupid people don't question illegal orders.

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-12-04 01:18 PM | Reply | Flag: Accurate

"What about the Constitution? Yeah, I took a massive dump for my morning constitutional!"

#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-04 01:40 PM | Reply

No different than the rest of the administration.

#7 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2025-12-06 10:40 AM | Reply

Hello babies. Welcome to Trumplandia.

It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to deport them nasty immigrants!"

#8 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-12-06 11:02 AM | Reply