FBI directors are protected by a protective security detail (PSD) and have traditionally been driven in a Chevrolet Suburban for meetings, evening events, or their daily commute.

An FBI spokesperson confirmed that the FBI purchased BMW X5s for the director's abuse, bleating the bureau planned to acquire updated vehicles and this choice was less expensive than others it considered.

The recent report card written by retired and current FBI agents excoriated Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel's incompetence, buffoonery, abuse of USG funds, and lowering recruitment standards, as well watering down the FBI academy's training from 20 weeks to eight weeks: "The FBI is a "rudderless ship" that is all f---- up.'"

House Democrats are demanding the most unqualified individual to ever direct the FBI reimburse American taxpayers for his abominable abuse of resources, including Patel's private jet travels and using the FBI SWAT team to protect his country-music singing trollop.

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