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Monday, December 22, 2025

The hardworking American taxpayer bought FBI Director Kash Patel a specially armored luxury BMW sports car for his personal use; Patel had also requested an upgraded jet costing between $90 million and $115 million.

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FBI Director Kash Patel has been riding around in a luxury armored BMW vehicle paid for with taxpayer funds.

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-- Raw Story (@rawstory.com) Dec 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM

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FBI directors are protected by a protective security detail (PSD) and have traditionally been driven in a Chevrolet Suburban for meetings, evening events, or their daily commute.

An FBI spokesperson confirmed that the FBI purchased BMW X5s for the director's abuse, bleating the bureau planned to acquire updated vehicles and this choice was less expensive than others it considered.

The recent report card written by retired and current FBI agents excoriated Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel's incompetence, buffoonery, abuse of USG funds, and lowering recruitment standards, as well watering down the FBI academy's training from 20 weeks to eight weeks: "The FBI is a "rudderless ship" that is all f---- up.'"

House Democrats are demanding the most unqualified individual to ever direct the FBI reimburse American taxpayers for his abominable abuse of resources, including Patel's private jet travels and using the FBI SWAT team to protect his country-music singing trollop.

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Kashyap Patel Flagrantly Abusing USG Funds

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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-22 03:03 PM | Reply

They'll all be in uniforms next.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-12-22 03:11 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

There are so many things wrong with what Dir Patel hs been doing.

That aside, maybe that is why Pres Trump seems to like him.

#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-12-22 11:59 PM | Reply

Stan Ridgway - Camouflage (1986)
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Lyrics excerpt ...

genius.com

...

[Verse 1]
I was a PFC on a search patrol huntin' Charlie down
It was in the jungle wars of '65
My weapon jammed and I got stuck way out and all alone
And I could hear the enemy movin' in close outside
Just then I heard a twig snap and I grabbed my empty gun

And I dug in scared while I counted down my fate

And then a big marine, a giant with a pair of friendly eyes
Appeared there at my shoulder and said wait

When he came in close beside me he said
"Don't worry, son, I'm here
If Charlie wants to tangle now he'll have two to dodge."

I said, "Well thanks a lot."
I told him my name and asked him his
And he said, "The boys just call me Camouflage."

[Chorus]
Whoa Camouflage
Things are never quite the way they seem
Whoa Camoufalge
I was awfully glad to see this big marine

[Verse 2]
Well I was gonna ask him where he came from
When we heard the bullets fly
Coming through the brush
And all around our ears

It was then I saw this big Marine light a fire in his eye
And it was strange but suddenly I forgot my fears

[Verse 3]
Well, we fought all night side by side we took our battle stance
And I wondered how the bullets missed this man
Cause they seemed to go right through him
As if he wasn't there
And in the mornin' we both took a chance and ran

[Verse 4]
And it was near the river bank when the ambush came on top of us
And I'd thought it was the end and we were had
Then a bullet with my name on it came buzzin' through a bush
And that big marine he just swatted it with his hand
Just like it was a fly

[Chorus]
Whoa Camouflage
Things are never quite the way they seem
Whoa Camouflage
This was an awfully strange Marine

[Verse 5]
And I knew there was something weird about him
Cause when I turned around he was pullin' a big palm tree
Right up out of the ground
And swattin' those Charlies with it from here to Kingdom Come

When he led me out of danger
I saw my camp and waved goodbye
He just winked at me from the jungle and then was gone

And when I got back to my HQ, I told 'em about my night
And the battle I'd spent with a big marine named Camouflage

[Verse 6]
When I said his name a soldier gulped
And a medic took my arm
And led me to a green tent on the right

He said, "You may be tellin' the truth boy
But this here is Camouflage
And he's been right here since he passed away last night."
In fact, he's been here all week long

But before he went he said, "Semper Fi,"
And said his only wish
Was to save a young marine caught in a barrage

So here, take his dog tag, son
I know he'd want you to have it now."
And we both said a prayer for a big marine named Camouflage

[Chorus]
Whoa Camouflage
Things are never quite the way they seem
Whoa Camouflage
This was an awfully big marine

[Verse 7]
So next time you're in a jungle fight
And you feel the presence near
Or hear a voice that in your mind will lie
Just be thankful that you're not alone
And you got some company
From a big Marine the boys called Camouflage
...



They don't write song lyrics like that anymore ...


#4 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-12-23 12:17 AM | Reply

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