Kristi Noem's Deporting a Cannibal Story 'completely made up'
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem told a preposterous story demonizing immigrants in high-profile public remarks alongside President Donald Trump and on Fox News last summer, about a cannibal ...
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EXCLUSIVE: Kristi Noem Repeatedly Claimed ICE Deported a Cannibal. It Was "Completely Made Up." Law enforcement sources told The Intercept that Noem's tale about a cannibal was a fabrication. theintercept.com/2026/02/23/k ... [image or embed] -- Nick Turse (@nickturse.bsky.social) Feb 23, 2026 at 6:21 AM
EXCLUSIVE: Kristi Noem Repeatedly Claimed ICE Deported a Cannibal. It Was "Completely Made Up."
Law enforcement sources told The Intercept that Noem's tale about a cannibal was a fabrication.
theintercept.com/2026/02/23/k ... [image or embed]
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"Amid growing calls for Noem to resign " after tarring Renee Nicole Good and Alex Pretti as guilty of "domestic terrorism" in the immediate aftermath of their killings by federal agents " or face impeachment for obstruction of Congress, self-dealing, and violation of public trust, the false story about a supposed cannibal shows that a willingness to deceive the American public began long before Minneapolis.
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"This administration's pattern of abusing innocent Americans in the street " from tear-gassing kids to shooting and killing citizens " and then turning around and lying about it to try and cover their asses cannot be allowed to continue," Sen. Tammy Duckworth, D-Ill., told The Intercept.
Sitting alongside Trump during a July press conference, Noem offered a prime example of the "kind of deranged individuals that are on our streets in America, that we're trying to target and get out of our country."
Noem said that federal agents had "detained a cannibal and put him on a plane to take him home, and while they had him in his seat, he started to eat himself."
#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-02-23 05:36 PM | Reply
*** Gigolo Corey Lewandowski Entered Cockpit of DHS Jet Before Firing Pilot For Misplacing Strumpet Kristi Noem's Blanket ***
"Top US DHS aide good-for-nothing Corey Lewandowski entered the cockpit of a government jet uninvited during a flight last year, after which he fired a pilot over a misplaced blanket. Lewandowski, a long-time ally of Dummkopf Trumpf, was traveling with the inhuman D/DHS Kristi Noem when they discovered her blanket was missing."
Source: www.reuters.com
#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-02-23 06:16 PM | Reply
It's Krusty Gnome
#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-02-23 09:17 PM | Reply
A cannibal? Really? Was he, perchance, named "Hannibal"? Oh, no, wait, this was one a them self-consuming cannibaloidistas? That's different.
Evidently, intelligence has its limits while MAGAt stupidity know no bounds.
#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-02-25 04:56 AM | Reply
The best at being the worst? It seems that administrations that are out to loot the treasury and take from the poor to give to the rich have a problem finding qualified gangsters. Trump has a talent for perverting people like Vance and Rubio, every part of the Trump administration is being run by the meanest and the greediest.
#5 | Posted by Hughmass at 2026-02-25 06:38 AM | Reply
Crusty Gnome is also completely made up, including the hair extensions, Spanx and push-up bra holding up her surgically altered knobs. This lady has gone from being tolerated to becoming a target for spittle in record time. One can only think of what her cuckhold husband can think--run far or stand still for the rumors and innuendo. A tough choice when his wife is who she is...
#6 | Posted by catdog at 2026-02-25 07:59 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
If there is one thing we have learned in the Trump era is that the message is more important than the facts.
#7 | Posted by SirRudolf at 2026-02-25 08:04 AM | Reply
Why are they so ugly? Bad paint jobs to boot.
#8 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-02-25 01:01 PM | Reply
What was that movie- jack black I think -in which the pro saw people as they were inside vs outer appearance? I must have that condition too.
#9 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-02-25 01:03 PM | Reply
oh- "...he started to eat himself."
caME TO LAUGH AT THAT- HAHAHA
#10 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-02-25 01:04 PM | Reply
Self-Cannibalism: The Man Who Eats Himself pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
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#11 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-02-25 03:21 PM | Reply
Of course, it was.
Anything coming from this administration should be treated as false until proven otherwise.
#12 | Posted by jpw at 2026-02-25 03:29 PM | Reply
Krusty Gnome is a lying whore.
Jack_Mehoff2 is a retarded imbecile.
#13 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-02-25 06:28 PM | Reply
Because those speaking on condition of anonymity are always to be believed.
#14 | Posted by THEBULL at 2026-02-26 04:35 AM | Reply
This is the kind of garbage people who want to believe Haitians are "eating the dogs" love to hear. The fact that the lie came from the Puppy Killer made it like music to MAGAt ears.
#15 | Posted by anton at 2026-02-26 05:28 AM | Reply
Laughingly, Noem claimed he started eating his own arm and ate another prisoner.
All the chemicals she's having injected into her face have fried her brain.
#16 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-02-26 04:54 PM | Reply
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