Kyle Rittenhouse Hospitalized After Venomous Spider Bite

Wednesday, May 06, 2026

Acquitted killer Kyle Rittenhouse said he was hospitalized after a venomous spider bite on Wednesday.

The right-wing darling, who was acquitted of murdering two people and shooting another with an AR-15-style rifle during a 2020 Black Lives Matter protest when he was 17, shared photos of himself in the hospital and where the apparent spider bite was located on his leg.

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"The communists couldn't take me out and i'll be damned if I let a brown recluse take me out," Rittenhouse, 23, said in the post shared on X."

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Hope the spider survives all that Rwing Venom!

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-06 06:31 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"The communists couldn't take me out "

What?!?

The folks in charge called for a classless society and the end of private property ... AND I MISSED IT?!?

Dang!

#2 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-05-06 06:36 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Kyle Rittenhouse Just Got RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL!

Occupy Democrats

www.youtube.com
4+ mins

Video version also compares Killer Kyle's treatment then to similar gun cases now

#3 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-06 06:52 PM | Reply

The thread link article has a vid that, if you scroll down, has DJT Tacoing on the 2nd Amendment.... then his pregnant with whosever's baby Spokes Mom has to come out of the WH and correct him on what he thinks he said.

Bizarre.

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-06 07:03 PM | Reply

I've lived in a house with brown recluse.

He got bit because he likely lives like a slob.

#5 | Posted by jpw at 2026-05-06 10:46 PM | Reply

Good spider. My hero.

#6 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2026-05-06 11:08 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#7 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-05-07 12:31 AM | Reply

Covie
@covie93.bsky.social
7h
I'm hearing that the brown recluse spider drove himself across state lines to protect local businesses before biting Kyle Rittenhouse.

#8 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-05-07 04:44 AM | Reply

Send Kyle ------------ to southern California after he's let out of the hospital.

A rash of rattlesnake bites has been plaguing people there.

www.yahoo.com

#9 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-07 05:20 AM | Reply

People here apparently still get boners thinking of underaged Kyle being violated by a pedophile on that night. I don't disagree that KR is a loser, but those who weep for pedos and literal lynch mobs are even bigger losers than he is.

#10 | Posted by sentinel at 2026-05-07 07:24 AM | Reply