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Thursday, August 06, 2026

Dummkopf Trumpf's frustration over his idiotic and illegal war against Iran on Israel's behalf boiled over at Camp David last week, where he demanded answers from Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth on why he had apparently been misled on extreme munitions shortages that now threaten to limit his military options with the quagmire sinking the US. The tongue-lashing took place on the sidelines of a junta meeting at Camp David on Friday where the morbidly obese geriatric POTUS vented at the incompetent Hegseth that he thought the munitions issue had been fixed.'

US national security is in the hands of the Keystone Kops

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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-06 12:45 AM | Reply

The fat ------- imbecile has no ------- idea what planet he's on.

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-06 02:14 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

It's just possible the US military hasn't been so carved-out by Trump's purge that this was all explained to Old Yeller.
But, OMFG, it wasn't about him!?!
So he just sat there in his maxed-out big boy diapers, slumped, dozing stewing in his own sheet.

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-08-06 06:17 AM | Reply

The fat ------- imbecile has no ------- idea what planet he's on.

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

By report, Trump does not BELIEVE that these missile shortages exist.

Give the man some scissors and newspaper. Let him cut out little dolls.

#4 | Posted by Zed at 2026-08-06 07:20 AM | Reply

"The U.S. has massive amounts of munitions,' especially of certain types. Additionally, large amounts are being manufactured and shipped to the U.S. as needed," Trump posted on Truth Social overnight. "Defense companies are building the largest number of plants and factories in our country's history," he added.


Well. Problem solved.

#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-08-06 07:52 AM | Reply

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