Re 3

Hey there SI--perform a rescue mission for this young fool. Do it now, please...
--parents in the not so distant future

(There is no need to tell a Super Intelligence how do its job. It will figure out the details without further instruction or intervention)

I realize that #3 was supposed to be a humorous post but ... I saw it differently. Because the Singularity cannot be stopped, things like this will actually happen.

We have passed the Event Horizon.