This is going to be awesome! Lewzer comes completely unhinged!

Queen Elizabeth demanded raw milk daily and she lived to be 102 years of age.

102? Where did you get that from?

That's a bit harsh.

Discuss that with the pilot that had a hole punched in his wing by the drone. As if aerial fire drops don't have enough issues to begin with.

All of Lewzer's picks will be approved and appointed. Half of them will be fired/replaced within 6 months

The appearance of the drone in the firefighting area, despite restrictions

Speaking of people that should be executed.

I also keep entertaining the eventuality the cheese completely slips off his diaper-wearing cracker long before his term is up

Might happen before it starts.

a significant change in the nature of the posts here

Blocking the sewer of the "Nooner" likely just made the ---- back up into the house.

...reevaluating and changing course.

They have a lot of lies to reevaluate and change course on. So far, not bringing prices down and not balancing the budget are only two of them.

Has he noticed that Oregon is in the way?

He probably thinks Greenland is in the way.

How'd that work out for Ashli Babbitt btw?

She's a loser. Never even got nominated for a Medal of Freedom. Killer Kyle did. I guess you have to be the shooter to qualify.

Republicans have the power to the entire government and that's the only thing that matters. Have fun watching!

I can't wait. This lame duck thing is dumb. Like, bring it on!!

Almost sounds like someone logged into the wrong fake account.

They did it in 1906.

I never studied history. Were there 100 mph winds and a drought associated with that earthquake?

the amount of salt in seawater to put out a fire

Fighting a wildfire with a fireboat is just pissing in the wind anyway.

The fire will go out when either the wind stops, it burns all the fuel, or it rains.

Planning and Engineering.

Like a giant faucet, for example.

Has that special Stable Genius ring to it don't ya think?

Maybe he could bore his way north to the Columbia River and score some water for the city>

because it's a dog, after all.

Don't tell the new secretary of homeland security.

peter thiel did most of the paypal work and hated musk.

True, but it was nevertheless Errol Musk's money that got it started.

having your dad give you 400 million dollars

That was Lewzer's dad. Elon's dad only gave him and his brother enough cash to get their PayPal startup rolling.

I think I found it! It's not a faucet, it's actually a dam. Specifically, the Grand Coulee Dam in Washington State. It's the largest dam on the Columbia River and when it's open the water just flows uselessly into the Pacific Ocean.

All you have to do is close it and the water will back up and flow south through the Rocky Mountains to Los Angeles!

Oh wait. My bad. It would back up north into Montana.

Thought I had it there for a minute.

How can you not have water in fire hydrants?

Because Democrats won't open the giant Columbia River faucet like Lewzer is going to do. I honestly don't understand why they don't, but that's the issue.

I think if we try for $2 trillion, we've got a good shot at getting one [trillion].

Well they say the best way to make a million dollars is to start with 2 million.

Trump showed up at Jimmy Carter's funeral. Blech

Well there were TV cameras there and all.

There is no human way to avoid or mitigate without climate regulations and taxes.

Don't be silly. Lewzer's giant faucet is going to fix it.

It's Canada and Europe he's after.

He did run to Canada to dodge the draft in South Africa. His dad's money helped with that.