Thursday, November 28, 2024

Pass the Gravy

When the country was riven in half by the Civil War in 1863, President Abraham Lincoln declared a national Thanksgiving Day to be held each November where we could gather and express thankfulness. Eight score and one year later, enjoy the football and the feast of turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, cornbread, mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie. And don't skimp on the gravy. Try to keep that one uncle distracted so he doesn't talk politics.

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Okay, so, Thanksgiving. It's a tricky one for the Pagans, right? Because Christmas? Sure, they can come up with some alternative solstice celebration involving, like, mistletoe and woodland creatures. But Thanksgiving? That's a tough nut to crack. Half of them are walking around saying, "What do I have to be thankful for? My crops failed, my love life's a mess, and my goat ate my lucky amulet." And the other half are going, "Thank who? Exactly? The Great Pumpkin? I don't think so."

#1 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2024-11-28 09:49 AM

I try to remember to thank Wavy Gravy for all he did for American youth.

#2 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-28 10:11 AM

Came here to wish all Happy Holidays and then I'll go back to my hotmail account and delete all the Black Friday ads.
Potluck later this afternoon at a football free home. Not very American of us.

#3 | Posted by mattm at 2024-11-28 10:11 AM

Christmas is easy for pagans because it is one-third original pagan, one-third godless consumerism and one-third Christian. They can enjoy 66 percent.

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Food, family and football!

#4 | Posted by rcade at 2024-11-28 10:12 AM

Happy Thanksgiving!

Score!
Picked up this great gravy boat at a yard sale for just 50!
x.com

#5 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-28 10:23 AM

Special Thankgiving to you, Lee, hope you have wonderful Holiday!

#6 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-28 10:24 AM

Happy Thanksgiving..

Onenut, that's a pee bottle you crazy chink.

#7 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-28 10:26 AM

Potluck later this afternoon at a football free home. Not very American of us.

#3 | Posted by mattm

"football free home"....

Hmmmmm....probably followed by a meeting of you commies...

:) :)

#8 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-28 10:56 AM

Lions football at 9:30am (PST) and then Thanksgiving dinner for five at one of our son's restaurants (or at least one the 25 or so that he's responsible for as the corporate brand executive) at 2:00pm.

OCU

#9 | Posted by OCUser at 2024-11-28 10:57 AM

HOLY COW....

TOMMY DEVITO VERSUS COOPER RUSH

---late game after multiple plates of tryptophan and the dark chocolate pecan pie....

and a brew....or two....or..

gonna be the all time speed record for thanksgiving NAP !!

#10 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-28 11:29 AM

Happy Thanksgiving you filthy animals.

I did my part. And I did it my way.

And now I am thankful to have just survived the Game as long as I have.

It's all gravy now.

#11 | Posted by donnerboy at 2024-11-28 11:41 AM

Hmmmmm....probably followed by a meeting of you commies...

:) :)

We consider ourselves progressives, but in MAGA world we are labeled commies. All the Pride Flags and unicorns don't help.

#12 | Posted by mattm at 2024-11-28 12:02 PM

Spoke with our son in Detroit. He and his wife just came back from the Thanksgiving day parade and will be watching the Lions game in a bar.

Standing room only admission for $100.

#13 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2024-11-28 12:36 PM

Standing room only admission for $100.

Pretty much encapsulates why I have given up on football. Prices are crazy, contracts through the roof and team valuations continue to climb.
No longer middle class or working family entertainment. Family of 4 can spend over a thousand dollars to attend a game now.
Not a criticism of your son. Lions fans have suffered even more than Vikings fans and I am rooting for them. Year of the Cat.

#14 | Posted by mattm at 2024-11-28 12:43 PM

All Americans have much for which to be thankful this year! A cautionary note, the people that have been running the country in Joe Biden and Kamala's mental absence are working overtime to destroy America. They are not going to stop just because we elected Trump.

#15 | Posted by visitor_ at 2024-11-28 12:49 PM

May all those who voted for the president-elect receive EVERYTHING they voted for.

#16 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-28 12:51 PM

Thanks Truthhurts, that shows shown real growth. The new meds appear to be working for you.

#17 | Posted by visitor_ at 2024-11-28 12:54 PM

My dear visitor, you are not intelligent enough to realize that is pretty much the worst curse I can express to you.

#18 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-28 12:58 PM

Trump is America's Turkey...

... already swing voters are looking at his looney-toon Mafia-style appointments made as payoffs for the bribes they gave him... and at his Tariffs projected to increase both prices and inflation and saying:

"WTF did we DO?!".

#19 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-28 12:59 PM

Marry in haste, repent at leisure

#20 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-28 01:05 PM

#1 | POSTED BY LEE_THE_AGENT AT 2024-11-28 09:49 AM | REPLY: My wife has been Wiccan [Hecate is her goddess] since the 70s, but has not problem with any of our holidays. A celebration of life is just that, a celebration. Also, she was originally raised Southern Baptist in West 'By God' Virginia by a father who was a lay preacher, and so can say 'AMEN' with the best of them : )

#21 | Posted by MSgt at 2024-11-28 01:39 PM

Donald Trump and Joe Biden's Very Different Thanksgiving Day Messages
www.newsweek.com

...
In his final Thanksgiving proclamation as commander-in-chief, Biden emphasized unity and gratitude, thanking troops and first responders for their dedication to keeping the nation safe.

"May we celebrate all that unites us"because there is nothing beyond our capacity if we do it together," Biden said.

The president also reflected on historical moments that shaped the holiday, highlighting President Abraham Lincoln's establishment of Thanksgiving during the Civil War. Biden described Thanksgiving as being "at the heart of America's spirit of gratitude"of finding light in times of both joy and strife."

He offered words of comfort to those grieving during the holiday season, writing, "To anyone with an empty seat at the dinner table...we hold you in our hearts and prayers."

Biden expressed his gratitude to the American people as he nears the conclusion of his 50-year political career, stating, "Serving as president has been the honor of a lifetime. America is the greatest country on Earth, and there is so much to be grateful for."

Earlier on Thursday, in a post on X, formerly Twitter, Biden wrote: "Happy Thanksgiving, America. May we use this moment to take time from our busy lives and focus on what matters most: our families, our friends, our neighbors, and the fact that we've been blessed to live in America, the greatest country on Earth."

In stark contrast, President-elect Trump took to Truth Social with a fiery and combative message as he prepared to return to the White House.

"Happy Thanksgiving to all, including to the Radical Left Lunatics who have worked so hard to destroy our Country, but who have miserably failed," Trump wrote.

Celebrating at his Mar-a-Lago estate, Trump used the occasion to remind Democrats of his self-proclaimed "landslide" victory in the November 5 election. He framed his win as a rejection of what he called the failures of the "Radical Left."

"Their ideas and policies are so hopelessly bad that the great people of our Nation just gave a landslide victory to those who want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!" Trump stated.
...


#22 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-11-28 01:43 PM

We are doing something different this year, as she is not making her usual holiday meal, rather we have ordered from Mackenzie: The Harvest Feast

www.mackenzieltd.com

She must depart for Columbus Ohio, hitting the road on Friday, so less work and more relaxation for her today as precooked meal and sides, just need heated up and served.

#23 | Posted by MSgt at 2024-11-28 01:44 PM

Alice's Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording

www.youtube.com

The Thanksgiving Day Massacre

#24 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-28 01:46 PM

We are doing something different this year, as she is not making her usual holiday meal, rather we have ordered from Mackenzie: The Harvest Feast

www.mackenzieltd.com

#23 | Posted by MSgt at 2024-11-28 01:44 PM | Reply | Flag

"serves 4 - $109.95"

Seems Brandon must've missed the $58.08 feeds 10 that he told to the entire country.

#25 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-28 02:08 PM

DA BEARS

really suck...

#26 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-28 02:09 PM

Onenut, that's a pee bottle you crazy chink.
#7 | Posted by lfthndthrds

Bullshit, it's nice, lies flat, hold a load of gravy.

My one complaint it doesn't keep it warm.

#27 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-28 02:09 PM

DA BEARS
- shimpIdontKnowFootball

The team lives and dies by Celeb performances.

#28 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-28 02:10 PM

I hope Truthurts chokes on a turkey bone.

#29 | Posted by fortfisher at 2024-11-28 02:32 PM

Clowney is choking on a bone today also. But it's no turkeybone.

#30 | Posted by fortfisher at 2024-11-28 02:33 PM

Truthy will almost certainly choke on a boner as he/she does often, but it won't be a turkey boner.

#31 | Posted by visitor_ at 2024-11-28 02:36 PM

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