No One Cares About Trump's Parade

Friday, June 13, 2025

Unfortunately for Trump, it doesn't appear that potential crowd sizes are developing at the same pace as participants.

Posted by qcp at 09:30 AM | 29 COMMENTS | permalink

A Craigslist ad which appears to be fake called for seat fillers at the parade for "maximum perception control".

[image or embed]
-- Newsweek (@newsweek.com) Jun 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM

Comments

A low crowd turnout for Donald's birthday party will enrage him and tempt him to wipe his fee-fees on one or more of the 1800+ protests against him on that very same day.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2025-06-12 03:44 PM

This is a day when the Trump Administration is physically assaulting US Senators.

Donald and his flying monkeys are capable of anything.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2025-06-12 03:45 PM

---- Fat Donnie Fascist

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-06-12 04:12 PM

I mean ... . You cared enough to post about it o/

#4 | Posted by Bluewaffles at 2025-06-12 04:48 PM

I care that he is lying and wasting money on his hateful ego and the continued humiliation of America.

You think the Mad King will send the marines to occupy heaven if God rain on his parade ?

#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-06-12 04:59 PM

I call DC home... and the locals hate it... is all I have to say.

It's going to be interesting... the whole area surrounding the capital complex is surrounded by crumbling... narrow roads and homeless encampments...

I am not lying when I tell you this.

#6 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-06-13 09:56 AM

I'd go see the parade if Trump wasn't there.

His presence renders the event garbage.

#7 | Posted by Zed at 2025-06-13 09:57 AM

I can't wait until he shows up wearing an olive-green suit with a military cut and suspiciously placed pins on his left breast and gold adornments on his shoulders.

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2025-06-13 10:58 AM

...pins on his left breast and gold adornments on his shoulders.

That will liven up the late night shows. :-)

#9 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-06-13 11:22 AM

Won't be surprised if Trump cancels the parade due to the embarrassingly small crowd size and then blames it on the weather.

#10 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2025-06-13 12:12 PM

Trump legacy will be as the most expensive president in American history.

#11 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-06-13 12:35 PM

Let us all in unison enfaust Dotard Trumpf, Benjamin Netanyahu, Felon Musk, and Vladimir Putin:

#12 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-06-13 12:45 PM

Sunday's chyron on Faux News, OAN and MewSmax:
"The most glorious day in the history of our President. And the Army was there too!"

Newscasters on these networks will confidently place the crowd size at more than 350 million, with every US citizen there to offer their praise to our young, virile, smart and very healthy leader. Sadly, the First Lady could not attend due to a prior commitment with her interior decorator...

#13 | Posted by catdog at 2025-06-13 12:47 PM

An F15 flyover a parade or game is cool.

Full on military parades are for Communists and Nazis. It's embarrassing to me that we're doing it.

#14 | Posted by horstngraben at 2025-06-13 01:48 PM

It's pathetic. Republicants are nothing but cowards.

#15 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-06-13 07:27 PM

So funny if it Rains on His Parade... like a real downpour.

A metaphor for what he's doing to America.

#16 | Posted by Corky at 2025-06-13 11:40 PM

... No One Cares About Trump's Parade ...

I disagree.

Most Americans seem to care about Pres Trump's parade.

Why?

They seem to view it as a waste of money.

Poll: 60% of Americans says Trump's military parade is a waste of money
www.msn.com

So, to characterize the parade as something that Americans do not care about is wrong.

They do seem to care about it, but as a waste of money.

#17 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-06-13 11:51 PM

lol... Today is Nuttywahoo's day... Trumpanzee's been overshadowed by yet another despot.

#18 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-06-14 04:42 AM

I'm not interested either but I am having a good time reading from some of the freaks on their way.MOST of them looking like they had to buy two seats and fellow passengers asking them if they could go ahead and put their masks on.

-- besides NOTHING says leftist are terrorist AND DANGEROUS like the million or more warnings to their fellow citizens to STAY AWAY and if you go don't wear maga gear because there's a better than good chance you will the S
beat out of you by a gang of masked up leftist...and there's a lot of paperwork for discharging your "2nd amendment right"

freaks and fantatics.

#19 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-06-14 11:32 AM

It demonstrated a gross misunderstanding of the American people by Trump to ever have believed Americans would ever be interested in his self glorifying military parade. It is a joke. A meme. A bucket list fantasy of an old man suffering moderate dementia.

#20 | Posted by moder8 at 2025-06-14 02:27 PM

Let the Army have it birthday, you get a whole month to celebrate your 'Pride'.

#21 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-06-14 03:56 PM

Another moron who doesn't know may is US military appreciation month

#22 | Posted by truthhurts at 2025-06-14 04:04 PM

Will we be also have a parade for the Marine Corps birthday? Being as they are the ones to hit the beaches and front lines first?

Also I did notice there were no confederate soldiers or Trumpy's "hero's" in the parade.

Makes one wonder who had to sacrifice themselves to stop that from happening.

#23 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-06-14 06:53 PM

Marines have Pride month.

#24 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-06-14 07:10 PM

I tuned in to see if he was wearing some faux uniform.

He's not. Thankfully.

But they've done nothing but show him and not a single second of the actual parade yet. Probably because the crowd is likely non-existent. They keep showing the idiot and the drunk chatting the entire time and giving stupid thumbs up and the idiot giving half a&^ed salutes.

ANd it's just as tacky as you'd expect. I stopped watching when the played Barracuda right after thanking their sponsor, UFC.

What a debasement of our military and the people who serve in it.

#25 | Posted by jpw at 2025-06-14 07:10 PM

It's just as low a production value as you'd expect from the guy who served his major crypto donors airline food.

#26 | Posted by jpw at 2025-06-14 07:12 PM

LOL it's ---- DEAD. Bleachers right by Trump's platform are EMPTY.

What an embarrassing tool job joke of a POTUS.

#27 | Posted by jpw at 2025-06-14 07:15 PM

You know this parade has a North Korea feel to it. Just something that shouldn't take place on America's streets. Sad day today.

#28 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-06-14 07:18 PM

It's happening now?

Why so late?