No One Cares About Trump's Parade

Friday, June 13, 2025

Unfortunately for Trump, it doesn't appear that potential crowd sizes are developing at the same pace as participants.

Posted by qcp at 09:30 AM | 18 COMMENTS | permalink

A Craigslist ad which appears to be fake called for seat fillers at the parade for "maximum perception control".

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-- Newsweek (@newsweek.com) Jun 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM

Comments

A low crowd turnout for Donald's birthday party will enrage him and tempt him to wipe his fee-fees on one or more of the 1800+ protests against him on that very same day.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2025-06-12 03:44 PM

This is a day when the Trump Administration is physically assaulting US Senators.

Donald and his flying monkeys are capable of anything.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2025-06-12 03:45 PM

---- Fat Donnie Fascist

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-06-12 04:12 PM

I mean ... . You cared enough to post about it o/

#4 | Posted by Bluewaffles at 2025-06-12 04:48 PM

I care that he is lying and wasting money on his hateful ego and the continued humiliation of America.

You think the Mad King will send the marines to occupy heaven if God rain on his parade ?

#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-06-12 04:59 PM

I call DC home... and the locals hate it... is all I have to say.

It's going to be interesting... the whole area surrounding the capital complex is surrounded by crumbling... narrow roads and homeless encampments...

I am not lying when I tell you this.

#6 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-06-13 09:56 AM

I'd go see the parade if Trump wasn't there.

His presence renders the event garbage.

#7 | Posted by Zed at 2025-06-13 09:57 AM

I can't wait until he shows up wearing an olive-green suit with a military cut and suspiciously placed pins on his left breast and gold adornments on his shoulders.

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2025-06-13 10:58 AM

...pins on his left breast and gold adornments on his shoulders.

That will liven up the late night shows. :-)

#9 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-06-13 11:22 AM

Won't be surprised if Trump cancels the parade due to the embarrassingly small crowd size and then blames it on the weather.

#10 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2025-06-13 12:12 PM

Trump legacy will be as the most expensive president in American history.

#11 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-06-13 12:35 PM

Let us all in unison enfaust Dotard Trumpf, Benjamin Netanyahu, Felon Musk, and Vladimir Putin:

#12 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-06-13 12:45 PM

Sunday's chyron on Faux News, OAN and MewSmax:
"The most glorious day in the history of our President. And the Army was there too!"

Newscasters on these networks will confidently place the crowd size at more than 350 million, with every US citizen there to offer their praise to our young, virile, smart and very healthy leader. Sadly, the First Lady could not attend due to a prior commitment with her interior decorator...

#13 | Posted by catdog at 2025-06-13 12:47 PM

An F15 flyover a parade or game is cool.

Full on military parades are for Communists and Nazis. It's embarrassing to me that we're doing it.

#14 | Posted by horstngraben at 2025-06-13 01:48 PM

It's pathetic. Republicants are nothing but cowards.

#15 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-06-13 07:27 PM

So funny if it Rains on His Parade... like a real downpour.

A metaphor for what he's doing to America.

#16 | Posted by Corky at 2025-06-13 11:40 PM

... No One Cares About Trump's Parade ...

I disagree.

Most Americans seem to care about Pres Trump's parade.