#1: The NATO Secretary-General publicly commented that he wouldn't be surprised if China invaded Taiwan while NATO was busy defending Europe from Russian distractions or even invasion in the near future. Both Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin are acutely aware that Dummkopf Trumpf's term ends on 20 Jan 2029.

#9: Hi Hamburglar: Do you know why supposedly the Russian KGB would give Dummkopf Trumpf the codename Krasnov?

#11: Hi Hamburglar: There are many of us who suspect Dummkopf Trumpf of being an asset for the Kremlin. I am one of them. I also suspect the Orange Putrid Dotard was a Confidential Informant for the FBI in the 1980s, along with Felix Satyr. The two would cough up an occasional Russian mobster or expose a KGB agent and be allowed to continue grifting and pilfering NYC. This is why Trumpf said "OMG, I'm fkkked!" when he heard that Robert Mueller was appointed Special Counsel to investigate him. Robert Mueller knows all the Russian and Italian mob connections with real estate and construction, as well as the KGB connections, money laundering, and confidential informants.

#15: Hi Hamburglar: I was not a Stephen King reader for decades. Then I spotted The Stand in our condo library and gave him a shot. I enjoyed it. Mr King is a story-teller. Misery was a fine read and so was The Dead Zone. Now I'm looking for Thinner and Pet Sematary. Stephen King said that he himself couldn't read Pet Sematary for months out of fright.

If you like laughing one minute after you read a line, try any Jeeves and Wooster stories by P.G. Wodehouse.