Hegseth Hammered for Bringing Jesus Christ into Iran War

Thursday, March 19, 2026

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth sparked outrage by invoking the name of Jesus Christ in his latest press briefing on the war in Iran.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 05:32 PM | 13 COMMENTS | permalink

Jesus wants us to bomb schools, cultural sites, oil fields and refineries so that Trump and Hegseth will appear to be strong and powerful. That's quite a theology. bsky.app/profile/atru ...

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-- Scott Horton (@robertscotthorton.bsky.social) Mar 19, 2026 at 9:00 AM

Comments

The drunk rapist invokes Jesus while vaporizing 175 Iranian schoolgirls.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-19 12:05 PM

I love it how these s*&^bags think this shtick fools anyone.

#2 | Posted by jpw at 2026-03-19 01:06 PM

Stars and Stripes Barred From Attending Drunk Rapist's Press Conference

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#3 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-19 01:35 PM

Who would jeebus roofie?

~ pickled pete ~

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-19 01:54 PM

Sounds like he wants the US to become a White Christian Male-Dominated nation.

#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-19 02:04 PM

LOL HEs A JEW

#6 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-03-19 05:42 PM

When is Kegsbreath not hammered?

#7 | Posted by DarkVader at 2026-03-19 05:42 PM

"My concern is not whether God is in our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."
- Josef Stalin

#8 | Posted by censored at 2026-03-19 05:54 PM

"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money."

George Carlin

#9 | Posted by SomebodyElse at 2026-03-19 05:54 PM

Trump invokes Pearl Harbor in talking about launching Iran war
The US president was pressed by reporters in the Oval Office to explain why he did not coordinate or inform allies, such as Japan, before launching the war.

"We didn't tell anybody about it because we wanted surprise," said Trump, who then said, turning to Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi, "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor, OK? Right?"

Does anyone think Piggy understands the irony that WE did the exact same thing as Japan TWICE?

#10 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-19 06:10 PM

@#8 ... George Carlin ...

#11 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-19 06:41 PM

Hegseth hammered . . . , or since he's bringing the big guy into it: nailed.

#12 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-03-19 06:42 PM

"Hegseth Hammered"

Oh, so a day ending in "y"

#13 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-19 07:48 PM

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