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Hegseth Hammered for Bringing Jesus Christ into Iran War
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth sparked outrage by invoking the name of Jesus Christ in his latest press briefing on the war in Iran.
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Jesus wants us to bomb schools, cultural sites, oil fields and refineries so that Trump and Hegseth will appear to be strong and powerful. That's quite a theology. bsky.app/profile/atru ... [image or embed] -- Scott Horton (@robertscotthorton.bsky.social) Mar 19, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Jesus wants us to bomb schools, cultural sites, oil fields and refineries so that Trump and Hegseth will appear to be strong and powerful. That's quite a theology. bsky.app/profile/atru ... [image or embed]
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The drunk rapist invokes Jesus while vaporizing 175 Iranian schoolgirls.
#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-19 12:05 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
I love it how these s*&^bags think this shtick fools anyone.
#2 | Posted by jpw at 2026-03-19 01:06 PM | Reply
Stars and Stripes Barred From Attending Drunk Rapist's Press Conference
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#3 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-19 01:35 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Who would jeebus roofie?
~ pickled pete ~
#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-19 01:54 PM | Reply
Sounds like he wants the US to become a White Christian Male-Dominated nation.
#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-19 02:04 PM | Reply
LOL HEs A JEW
#6 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-03-19 05:42 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
When is Kegsbreath not hammered?
#7 | Posted by DarkVader at 2026-03-19 05:42 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
"My concern is not whether God is in our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right." - Josef Stalin
#8 | Posted by censored at 2026-03-19 05:54 PM | Reply
"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money."
George Carlin
#9 | Posted by SomebodyElse at 2026-03-19 05:54 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
Trump invokes Pearl Harbor in talking about launching Iran war The US president was pressed by reporters in the Oval Office to explain why he did not coordinate or inform allies, such as Japan, before launching the war.
"We didn't tell anybody about it because we wanted surprise," said Trump, who then said, turning to Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi, "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor, OK? Right?"
Does anyone think Piggy understands the irony that WE did the exact same thing as Japan TWICE?
#10 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-19 06:10 PM | Reply
@#8 ... George Carlin ...
More from the apparent June 2008 quote is here: withthewill.net
#11 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-19 06:41 PM | Reply
Hegseth hammered . . . , or since he's bringing the big guy into it: nailed.
#12 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-03-19 06:42 PM | Reply
"Hegseth Hammered"
Oh, so a day ending in "y"
#13 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-19 07:48 PM | Reply
" My fellow Americans: Last night, when I spoke with you about the fall of Rome, I knew at that moment that troops of the United States and our allies were crossing the Channel in another and greater operation. It has come to pass with success thus And so, in this poignant hour, I ask you to join with me in prayer: Almighty God: Our sons, pride of our Nation, this day have set upon a mighty endeavor, a struggle to preserve our Republic, our religion, and our civilization, and to set free a suffering humanity. Lead them straight and true; give strength to their arms, stoutness to their hearts, steadfastness in their faith. They will need Thy blessings. Their road will be long and hard. For the enemy is"
FDR - D Day
You people are ridiculous.
#14 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-19 09:28 PM | Reply
I'm pretty sure the bible says "Thou shalt murder in illegal wars"
#15 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-03-19 09:32 PM | Reply
@#14 ... You people are ridiculous. ...
Why?
FDR was speaking about a war that involved America and our allies fighting for Democracy.
So... ridiculous, ... why?
#16 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-20 02:13 AM | Reply
" So... ridiculous, ... why?"
Trying to make this into some kind of scandal or faux pax.
#17 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-20 04:50 AM | Reply
Hegseth's gender identity crisis is really starting to become troublesome.
#18 | Posted by Sezu at 2026-03-20 07:27 AM | Reply
From now on, it will mostly be about the midterms, and the Republican Party somehow surviving to run Congress. Hence, appealing to the far right religious bigots who really and truly do not believe in the First Amendment protections for those of us not Christian. Yes, Hegseth has a right to his personal religion, but sure does seem like a move to "establish" fundamentalism in the public space.
#19 | Posted by Hughmass at 2026-03-20 07:47 AM | Reply
**** Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth Publicly Called Out by Father of Fallen Airman ****
This second-rate weekend TV tumor has no business whatsoever at the Pentagon.
Source: www.facebook.com
#20 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-20 07:53 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
Are we a theocracy like Iran or are we not???
Rhetorical question, Thomas Paine, Thomas Jefferson, and John Adams asserted that we are not a theocracy.
And Bellringer is an unAmerican piece of $#!+ just like Hegseth and Trump
#21 | Posted by hamburglar at 2026-03-20 11:13 AM | Reply
#17 | Posted by BellRinger
The entire illegal war is a scandal. We aren't a monarchy where the King can just decide to commit the nation to war. The Constitution grants that power solely to Congress. Then again we know MAGATS hate the Constitution which is why you support someone who already tried to overthrow it.
#22 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-03-20 11:24 AM | Reply
"Do or do not. There is no try"
It is already done.
#23 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-03-20 11:56 AM | Reply
So cringeworthy. So insensitive. So embarrassing for America.
Also. No one told him because he wasn't even born yet. What a frigging ---- our President is.
#24 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-03-20 12:00 PM | Reply
He doesn't seem to understand the ignominy attached to Japan's surprise attack.
#25 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-20 12:09 PM | Reply
Magat evangelicals have the exact same type of brain between their ears as ISIS members do.
#26 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-03-20 01:05 PM | Reply
#14 | Posted by BellRinger
"Invoking god to fight evil is the same thing as invoking god to start a war to protect pedophiles!"
Who's ridiculous?
#27 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-03-20 01:06 PM | Reply
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