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Wednesday, March 18, 2026

The DOGE employees defended the effort to cut "useless agencies."

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Q: Do you regret that people might have lost critical income to support their lives? DOGE staffer: No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit. Q: Did DOGE reduce the federal deficit? DOGE staffer: No, we didn't.

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-- FactPost (@factpostnews.bsky.social) Mar 17, 2026 at 11:29 AM

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Excerpts from the legal depositions of good-for-nothing DOGE wastrels Justin Fox and Nate Cavanaugh:

"You don't regret that people might have lost important income ... to support their lives?" an attorney asked Nate Cavanaugh about the grant cancellations. "No. I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from $2 trillion to close to zero," Cavanaugh bleated. "Did you reduce the federal deficit?" the attorney asked. "No, we didn't," Cavanaugh admitted.

"Do you think it's inappropriate in any way that someone in their 20s with no experience with grants for the federal government was making personal judgment calls about what grants to cancel?" an attorney asked. "Um, no. I don't think it's inappropriate," the overpaid Cavanaugh sniveled, arguing that he did not need formal education or experience to make informed judgments.

"Did you ever find it problematic that you were, alongside Nate, short-listing for termination projects that had hits on words like Black, homosexual, LGBTQ+?" an attorney asked, prompting an objection and follow up question.

"We were identifying wasteful spend in the government based on Trumpf junta direction. That was the whole reason we were there, was to find savings," Justin Fox whined, though he acknowledged the deficit was never reduced.

Racist Oligarch Felon Musk

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-16 11:03 PM | Reply

"We were identifying wasteful spend in the government based on Trumpf junta direction."

Well at least he got the word "junta" right.

That being said, Just Following Orders isn't an excuse for Treason.

All six of these young men deserve the rope.

#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-16 11:15 PM | Reply

"DOGE Gleefully Cut Jobs, Destroyed Careers, Ruined Lives"

And didn't achieve the goal. Not even a small sliver of it.

It takes A LOT of Dunning-Kruger to be proud, at a moment like this.

#3 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-03-16 11:22 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

Hi Snoofy: Per my SOP, "junta" is my substitution for the word 'administration,' otherwise the post is cut and pasted verbatim.

These two pieces of sociopathic pot-smoking----------- are utterly revolting.

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-17 12:11 AM | Reply

@#3 ... And didn't achieve the goal. Not even a small sliver of it. ...

Even Mr Musk is reluctant to call DOGE a large success.


#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-17 03:17 PM | Reply

If it were miners Dems would gleefully tell them to learn to code.

#6 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-17 05:36 PM | Reply

If it were miners Dems would gleefully tell them to learn to code.

#6 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-17 05:36 PM | Reply | Flag:EYE ROLL

Republicl0wns would give them opiates/opioids and blame them for being losers... true story.

#7 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-03-18 08:41 AM | Reply

The goal of DOGE was to a) end investigations into Musks companies and b) steal our private data to sell it.

That was it.

There was never $2 TRILLION to be saved. Not even close. It is just amazing how people fell for that obvious of a lie.

Just have to look at what waste is going on at the Oval Bordello:

$10,000,000,000 for Bored of Peace
$10,000,000,000 for his tax returns
$1,000,000,000 per day for his Iran war
$1,000,000,000 for his bribe jet
$30,000,000 for his golf outings.
$5,000,000 for domestic terrorist Ashli Babbit.
$200,000,000 for Krusty Gnomes cosplay ad campaign
$172,000,000 for Krusty Gnomes flying motels
$93,000,000,000 for King Crab, lobster tails, ribeyes, grand pianos, etc for Kegbreath

#8 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-03-18 09:09 AM | Reply

It is just amazing how people fell for that obvious of a lie.

Not really when you think about it.

They've been reliably stupid and gullible for everything else Trump has done, so it's not really surprising they were gullible and stupid enough to believe DOGE was a serious endeavor.

#9 | Posted by jpw at 2026-03-18 09:43 AM | Reply

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