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Monday, March 16, 2026

DOGE employees Justin Fox and Nate Cavanaugh testified in lengthy legal depositions that they were giddy about slashing jobs and destroying careers when they cut "useless agencies" as part of DOGE's nefarious attempt to rid the federal government of minorities and undesirables under the cover of reducing the federal deficit.

Two Overpaid DOGE-bags Who Happily Ruined People's Lives Without Any Regret Whatsoever

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Excerpts from the legal depositions of good-for-nothing DOGE wastrels Justin Fox and Nate Cavanaugh:

"You don't regret that people might have lost important income ... to support their lives?" an attorney asked Nate Cavanaugh about the grant cancellations. "No. I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from $2 trillion to close to zero," Cavanaugh bleated. "Did you reduce the federal deficit?" the attorney asked. "No, we didn't," Cavanaugh admitted.

"Do you think it's inappropriate in any way that someone in their 20s with no experience with grants for the federal government was making personal judgment calls about what grants to cancel?" an attorney asked. "Um, no. I don't think it's inappropriate," the overpaid Cavanaugh sniveled, arguing that he did not need formal education or experience to make informed judgments.

"Did you ever find it problematic that you were, alongside Nate, short-listing for termination projects that had hits on words like Black, homosexual, LGBTQ+?" an attorney asked, prompting an objection and follow up question.

"We were identifying wasteful spend in the government based on Trumpf junta direction. That was the whole reason we were there, was to find savings," Justin Fox whined, though he acknowledged the deficit was never reduced.

Racist Oligarch Felon Musk

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-16 11:03 PM | Reply

"We were identifying wasteful spend in the government based on Trumpf junta direction."

Well at least he got the word "junta" right.

That being said, Just Following Orders isn't an excuse for Treason.

All six of these young men deserve the rope.

#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-16 11:15 PM | Reply

"DOGE Gleefully Cut Jobs, Destroyed Careers, Ruined Lives"

And didn't achieve the goal. Not even a small sliver of it.

It takes A LOT of Dunning-Kruger to be proud, at a moment like this.

#3 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-03-16 11:22 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Hi Snoofy: Per my SOP, "junta" is my substitution for the word 'administration,' otherwise the post is cut and pasted verbatim.

These two pieces of sociopathic pot-smoking----------- are utterly revolting.

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-17 12:11 AM | Reply

@#3 ... And didn't achieve the goal. Not even a small sliver of it. ...

Even Mr Musk is reluctant to call DOGE a large success.


#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-17 03:17 PM | Reply

If it were miners Dems would gleefully tell them to learn to code.

#6 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-17 05:36 PM | Reply

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