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Monday, November 03, 2025

The trial of Sean C. Dunn began on Monday with jury selection. He was charged with assaulting a CBP agent by throwing a Subway hero sandwich at his Kevlar-protected chest in protest. Federal prosecutors had failed to persuade a grand jury to approve a felony indictment against him over the incident, so Mr. Dunn was charged with misdemeanor assault. After hurling the hoagie at the thug, Mr. Dunn fled and a vigorous madcap foot pursuit ensued in the streets of Washington DC. When caught, the DOJ employee confessed: "I did it. I threw a sandwich." USAG Pam Bondi then ruthlessly and gleefully fired Mr. Dunn from the agency. Judge Carl J. Nichols, a Dummkopf Trumpf appointee, is presiding over the misdemeanor case. Link: Arrest Report. An arrest is merely an accusation. Mr. Dunn is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

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The Trumpf junta is determined to prosecute and persecute anyone, even on the tiniest or flimsiest of charges. We all hope the CBP officer wasn't too badly hurt by the Subway sandwich bouncing off the armor protecting his chest. Unknown is what type of delicious Subway sandwich was hurled at the CBP officer and whether the hoagie was entered into as evidence as Exhibit A. By coincidence, Franz Kafka's The Trial was posthumously published exactly 100 years ago.

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Interesting case.

I am currently of two, conflicting, opinions on it.

#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-04 12:33 AM | Reply

Someone should nominate the sandwich for a Nobel Peace Prize

#2 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-11-04 08:27 AM | Reply

I hope the p*&&^ he threw it at is forced to testify without a mask and explain why getting hit with a sandwich was such a huge boo boo he had to respond to it instead of laughing.

#3 | Posted by jpw at 2025-11-04 10:32 AM | Reply

It smelled of onions and mustard,' Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies

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Lol

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-11-04 12:33 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Dave Jamieson
@jamieson.bsky.social
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Lairmore testifies that other agents gave him a plush sandwich toy, which he placed on the shelf in his office, and a patch that said "Felony Footlong," which he put on his lunch box.

Lairmore has chuckled with the rest of us at times. Defense really trying to underscore the unseriousness of it all

bsky.app

#5 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-11-04 01:16 PM | Reply

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