Wash DC: Trial Began for Man who Threw Sandwich at Feds

Tuesday, November 04, 2025

Jury selection started on Monday for Sean C. Dunn, who was charged with misdemeanor assault after hitting a federal agent with a "sub-style sandwich."

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Interesting case.

I am currently of two, conflicting, opinions on it.

#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-04 12:33 AM | Reply

Someone should nominate the sandwich for a Nobel Peace Prize

#2 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-11-04 08:27 AM | Reply

I hope the p*&&^ he threw it at is forced to testify without a mask and explain why getting hit with a sandwich was such a huge boo boo he had to respond to it instead of laughing.

#3 | Posted by jpw at 2025-11-04 10:32 AM | Reply

It smelled of onions and mustard,' Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies

www.kcra.com

Lol

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-11-04 12:33 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Dave Jamieson
@jamieson.bsky.social
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Lairmore testifies that other agents gave him a plush sandwich toy, which he placed on the shelf in his office, and a patch that said "Felony Footlong," which he put on his lunch box.

Lairmore has chuckled with the rest of us at times. Defense really trying to underscore the unseriousness of it all

bsky.app

#5 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-11-04 01:16 PM | Reply

Jury nullification .

#6 | Posted by fresno500 at 2025-11-04 03:38 PM | Reply

Jury nullification.

#6 | Posted by fresno500 at 2025-11-04 03:38 PM | Reply | Flag: "Yup"

And this is a misdemeanor trial. What a colossal waste of time and money. The judge is Trumpf appointed, so he will let this farce proceed. Had this "grand offense" occurred in NYC, a state or federal judge would have dismissed the charge and berated the AUSA or ADA for wasting the Court's time.

Were this not the case, how many college students, demonstrators, protestors, volunteers, activists, or Samaritans would be in jail or prison today?

"We've got real issues to deal with, Counselor!"

#7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-04 03:57 PM | Reply