Advertisement

Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Thursday, January 08, 2026

POTUS on Truth Social: "I am pleased to announce that the Interim Authorities in Venezuela will be turning over between 30 and 50 MILLION Barrels of High Quality, Sanctioned Oil, to the United States of America. This Oil will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, as President of the United States of America, to ensure it is used to benefit the people of Venezuela and the United States! I have asked Energy Secretary Chris Wright to execute this plan, immediately. It will be taken by storage ships, and brought directly to unloading docks in the United States. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

More

Alternate links: Google News | Twitter

The Venezuelan oil Trump claims to control is not exactly a huge windfall. 30 to 50 million barrels of oil is roughly equivalent to the amount of oil the U.S produces every three to four days.

[image or embed]

-- The Briefing with Jen Psaki (@briefingwithpsaki.bsky.social) Jan 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM

Comments

Admin's note: Participants in this discussion must follow the site's moderation policy. Profanity will be filtered. Abusive conduct is not allowed.


#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-06 10:35 PM | Reply

... that money will be controlled by me ...

OK, so, after showing his ineptitude of running the economy of the Country that has elected him President, he now wants to take on the control of the economy of another country?

#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-06 10:42 PM | Reply

Pet Shop Boys - Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money) (1986)
www.youtube.com

Lyrics excerpt ...

genius.com

... [Chorus]
I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, I've got the brains
Let's make lots of...

[Verse 1]
I've had enough of scheming
And messing around with jerks
My car is parked outside
I'm afraid it doesn't work
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who gets things fixed
Ask yourself this question:
Do you want to be rich?

[Chorus]
I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, I've got the brains
Let's make lots of money
...


(sounds to me like what Big oil has been saying to Pres trump of late ...)

#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-06 10:52 PM | Reply

Sigh, more old music Nobody remembers for good reason.

I think yer Old Gramps and I'm 62.

You must be like...100.

My Dad's 95 and he seems young compared you.

Get Relevant Fella..

#4 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-01-07 02:19 AM | Reply

Mose Allison Your Mind Is on Vacation (1976)
www.youtube.com

Lyrics excerpt ...

genius.com

...
You sittin' here and yakkin' right in my face
You comin' on exactly like you own the place

You know if silence was golden
You couldn't raise a dime
Because your mind is on vacation and your mouth is workin' overtime
...


#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-07 02:36 AM | Reply

"More Weight".

"More Weight".

"What say Ye Giles Corey"?

"MORE WEIGHT".

#6 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-01-07 02:55 AM | Reply

Stealing Venezuelas people's money. No doubt, western people will speculate in 5 yrs that poor leadership is why they cannot progress.

Same play
Different day.

#7 | Posted by fresno500 at 2026-01-07 11:22 AM | Reply

Piracy

#8 | Posted by qcp at 2026-01-08 07:47 PM | Reply

@#8 ... Piracy ...

Looks that way.

US could run Venezuela for years, Trump says
www.politico.com

... The U.S. government may head up Venezuela for years, President Donald Trump told The New York Times in an Oval Office interview Wednesday, as the White House works to sell its plans for the future of the country after a successful operation to capture Nicols Maduro in Caracas over the weekend. ...

In the interview, Trump said "only time will tell" how long the administration would oversee Venezuela. But when asked for a time frame -- three months, six months, a year or longer -- Trump replied "I would say much longer." ...



#9 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-08 08:12 PM | Reply

Trump's "I'll Control the Money" Venezuela Oil Claim
www.cato.org

... The Trump administration says that it will sell Venezuelan oil at market prices and oversee the allocation of the proceeds.

Trump framed it as a new presidential revenue stream:

This Oil will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, as President of the United States of America, to ensure it is used to benefit the people of Venezuela and the United States!

Having already demonstrated a disregard for Congress's power of the purse, the president's "controlled by me" framing raised eyebrows. The executive branch can administer programs and executive laws, but it generally cannot create a new source of funding and then decide how to spend it. ...


#10 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-08 08:14 PM | Reply

OK, let me see if I understand all this ...

Big Oil made major contributions to the Trump 2024 campaign.

Big Oil has a ------ in their pants regarding access to Venezuela crude.

Pres Trump takes over Venezuela (for an indefinite time).

Pres Trump then says that he, and he alone, controls the revenue from Pres Trump selling the oil he has stolen from the people of Venezuela.

Is my view correct?


#11 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-08 08:20 PM | Reply

I have a question

Who will be paying Venezuela's debtors who loaned them 150-17 billion?

Repayment is based mostly on oil revenues

China holds a lot of Venezuelan debt

How will they react to Venezuela defaulting on their loans?

I predict president piggy will be walking this theft back pretty soon

#12 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-01-08 08:27 PM | Reply

So to be clear

Piggy is stealing the oil that Venezuela pays it's debt

Is this theft solely going to benefit China? Is piggy going to screw China?

How on the Seth will this help Venezuela?

#13 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-01-08 08:29 PM | Reply

The fact that known stolen oil is accepted for trade could imply it's all piracy.

Trump needs that scary Eagle on his shoulder, a patch over his boo-boo ear and a filet-o-fish in each tiny fist. An NFT worthy of Cap'n Cankles.

#14 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-01-08 08:32 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Quick back of envelope calculations. Selling 50 million barrels at market rate will increase value by about 1.5 billion

Incredibly stupid president this piggy is

Thanks magat scum

#15 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-01-08 08:35 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

@!2, 13

You pose most excellent questions.

Here's one thing I saw this afternoon, not an answer, but reporting of what is happening ...

Trump's Venezuela oil grab pushes Chinese refiners to Canada
financialpost.com

... China's refiners, all but cut off from Venezuelan crude in the past week as the U.S. positions itself for access to the world's largest oil reserves, are eying a pricier alternative source -- Canada.

Chinese inquiries around Canadian supply have increased since the snatching of President Nicolas Maduro at the weekend, traders said, with processors considering the country's grades seen as among the best replacements for Venezuela's Merey crude. ...



#16 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-08 08:36 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

&npsb

@#14 ... a filet-o-fish in each tiny fist ...

FTFY

a filet-o-fish with more tartar sauce in each tiny fist.

Trump, one of McDonald's 'all time most loyal customers,' offers Filet-O-Fish suggestion
www.foxbusiness.com

... President Donald Trump gave McDonald's leadership a not-so-subtle hint at how the massive chain could improve the iconic Filet-O-Fish.

"I like the fish. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce, so please," Trump said while delivering remarks at the McDonald's Impact Summit 2025 in Washington, D.C. He added that he hates having to ask for more sauce. ...


#17 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-08 08:41 PM | Reply

Piggy's NYTimes interview was wild and scary

Essentially piggy recognizes no authority over the use of military nine whatsoever

Greenland will be stolen

And nuclear proliferation is coming

#18 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-01-08 09:09 PM | Reply

Thanks magat scum

#19 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-01-08 09:11 PM | Reply

Then there's this ...

Russia Harshly Condemns US Seizure of Oil Tanker, Warns of a Spike in Tensions
www.military.com

... Russia on Thursday strongly condemned the U.S. seizure of an oil tanker, heralding a new chill in relations between Moscow and Washington that could spread to other areas and affect President Donald Trump's efforts to persuade Russia to end its nearly four-year war in Ukraine.

The seizure Wednesday of the Russian-flagged tanker in the North Atlantic "can only lead to a further escalation of military and political tensions in the Euro-Atlantic region, as well as a visible lowering of the threshold for the use of force' against peaceful shipping," the Russian Foreign Ministry said. ...


#20 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-08 09:19 PM | Reply

@#20

My first question now would be ...

Has Pres Trump obeyed his apparent puppet master, and has written off Ukraine? ...

But I suspect that is a whole new thread ...


#21 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-08 09:22 PM | Reply

"And nuclear proliferation is coming

#18 | Posted by truthhurts"

Not from Iran.

#22 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-01-08 10:04 PM | Reply

And nuclear proliferation is coming
#18 | Posted by truthhurts"
Not from Iran.

Posted by BellRinger at 2026-01-08 10:04 PM | Reply

I can't wait until they do get the nuke. Maybe then we will stop sabre rattling against them.

#23 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2026-01-08 10:07 PM | Reply

"I can't wait until they do get the nuke. Maybe then we will stop sabre rattling against them.

#23 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2026-01-08 10:07 PM | Reply | Flag:
(Choose)"

do you want to see Israel turned into a sea of glass with probably all of its population obliterated? That's the aim of the mullahs should they attain nukes.

#24 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-01-08 10:16 PM | Reply

@#23 ... Maybe then we will stop sabre rattling against them. ...

Pres Trump has said he would invade Iran to protect the protesters there.

Yet, how does Pres Trump speak of the protesters against him here in the US?

(and I am not speaking of the J6 insurrectionists that he pardoned)


#25 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-08 10:18 PM | Reply

@#25

Pres Trump's House mouthpiece said ...

Protesters decry Trump administration policies in No Kings rallies across the U.S. (October 2025)
www.npr.org

... House Speaker Mike Johnson, a Louisiana Republican, slammed the demonstration as a "hate America rally," and other Republicans have derided the movement as anti-American.

"It's all the pro-Hamas wing and, you know, the antifa people," Johnson said last week on Fox News. "They're all coming out." ...




#26 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-08 10:22 PM | Reply

do you want to see Israel turned into a sea of glass with probably all of its population obliterated? That's the aim of the mullahs should they attain nukes.

Posted by BellRinger at 2026-01-08 10:16 PM | Reply

You really are gullible aren't you ?? Where do you think Israel gets their crude oil from?? IRAN. They aren't going to kill one of their money makers. That's just stupid.

#27 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2026-01-08 10:23 PM | Reply

Sorry. They USED to get their crude from Iran but not today. My terrible

#28 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2026-01-08 10:32 PM | Reply

Iran wants to be Left Alone to develop their own Civilization.

Israel isn't allowing that with their EthnoState Genocide and Aggressive Wars.

Nukes will give them Peace...

Because the Alternative is a Faceful of Plutonium and Ciesium.

Israel has No Strategic Depth.

One Big Missile attack that Gets Through to them and it's Over.

Nukes optional.

A Big conventional attack that penetrated their Air Defenses would be Enough to Severely Damage their ability to Wage Offensive War.

And they Know It....

#29 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-01-08 10:38 PM | Reply

From River to Sea

#30 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-01-08 10:42 PM | Reply

Palestine Will Be FREE.

#31 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-01-08 10:43 PM | Reply

@#27,28

Found this ...

Crude Petroleum in Israel
oec.world

... In 2023, Israel imported $3.23B of Crude Petroleum, becoming the 37th largest importer of Crude Petroleum (out of 157) in the world. During the same year, Crude Petroleum were the 3rd most imported product (out of 1,198) in Israel. In 2023, Israel imported Crude Petroleum primarily from: Azerbaijan ($1.39B), Gabon ($680M), Nigeria ($552M), Kazakhstan ($340M), and Brazil ($139M).

The fastest growing origins for Crude Petroleum imports in Israel between 2022 and 2023 were: Gabon ($456M), and Nigeria ($338M). ...

In 2023, Israel exported $394M of Crude Petroleum, making it the 51st largest exporter of Crude Petroleum (out of 150) in the world. During the same year, Crude Petroleum were the 29th most exported product (out of 1,147) in Israel. In 2023, the main destinations of Israel's Crude Petroleum exports were: Chinese Taipei ($153M), Netherlands ($147M), Austria ($40.7M), Bulgaria ($24.6M), and Italy ($17.2M).

The fastest growing markets for Crude Petroleum exports from Israel between 2022 and 2023 were: Netherlands ($147M), Austria ($40.7M), and Italy ($17M). ...


#32 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-08 10:44 PM | Reply

@#32

More ...

Behind the Barrel: An Update on the Origins of Israel's Fuel Supply (November 2025)
oilchange.org

... Behind the Barrel: An Update on the Origins of Israel's Fuel Supply, details the global fuel shipments that fuel Israel's genocide in Gaza.

The report tracks over 21 million tonnes of crude oil and refined fuels delivered to Israel between November 2023 and October 2025, including jet fuel used for military aircrafts.

The data shows that Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Russia, and the United States were among the largest suppliers of oil and refined products during this period.

While direct shipments from Brazil appeared to end in early 2024, evidence suggests that Brazilian crude may have continued reaching Israel indirectly via Italy's Sarroch refinery in Sardinia. ...


#33 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-08 10:47 PM | Reply

@#3 ... Pet Shop Boys - Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money) (1986) ...

Seems quite appropriate as more information regarding Pres Trump's seeming Imperialistic colonization of Venezuela comes to the fore.

#34 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-08 10:52 PM | Reply

The oil from Venezuela is not a "high quality" oil. It is a heavy crude that requires a lot of processing. Do you care to guess what type of crude American refineries were originally designed to process? That's right, a heavy crude.

#35 | Posted by Hickory at 2026-01-09 08:38 AM | Reply

do you want to see Israel turned into a sea of glass

Don't threaten me with a good time. Nuke Jersusalem, Mecca and the Vatican

#36 | Posted by qcp at 2026-01-09 09:09 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

The following HTML tags are allowed in comments: a href, b, i, p, br, ul, ol, li and blockquote. Others will be stripped out. Participants in this discussion must follow the site's moderation policy. Profanity will be filtered. Abusive conduct is not allowed.

Anyone can join this site and make comments. To post this comment, you must sign it with your Drudge Retort username. If you can't remember your username or password, use the lost password form to request it.
Username:
Password:

Home | Breaking News | Comments | User Blogs | Stats | Back Page | RSS Feed | RSS Spec | DMCA Compliance | Privacy

Drudge Retort