Infant Needs CPR After Feds Unleash Flash-Bangs on Family Van
"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car. I got six kids in the car," Shawn Jackson told KMSP. "My 6-month-old can't even breathe." The explosions were strong enough to trigger the car's airbags.
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This is how I've imagined the first ICE agent getting killed: after attacking someone's kids.
In other words, because a parent obeyed natural law and defended his children.
#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-01-16 08:15 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
MadBomber can't understand why people protest ICE flash-banging a baby.
No Republican can understand why people protest ICE flash-banging a baby.
Republicans say "Well, it's their fault for bringing their kids into a battle". en.wikipedia.org
#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-01-16 08:17 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 3
We are all Palestinians now.
#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-16 08:31 AM | Reply
Terards like ballwasher won't even bother commenting on this.
But they'll post all sorts of pearl clutching bulls*&^ about Ross supposedly being bruised...
#4 | Posted by jpw at 2026-01-16 10:02 AM | Reply
#4 Yep.
The Liar. The Coward. The Cuck. will demonstrate his "bravery" by steering clear.
As expected.
#5 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-01-16 10:09 AM | Reply
Yeah, but what was the infant doing before it forced ICE to grenade him?
Jeff"Justaskingquestions"J
#6 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-01-16 10:12 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
When the agents told the infant to freeze and stop resisting, the paid agitator continued flailing their arms and legs while speaking loudly, so they were forced to act to protect themselves.
#7 | Posted by jpw at 2026-01-16 10:15 AM | Reply | Funny: 1
------- nazis.
#8 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-01-16 10:23 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 3
#7 There's a precedent for that, JPW
"We requested responses to questions and/or interviews with DHS, the White House, and the State Department. Government silence is a statement, not a VETO. Their refusal to be interviewed is a tactical maneuver designed to kill the story." How long before the piece was set to air? #77 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-01-14 09:41 PM
How long before the piece was set to air?
#77 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-01-14 09:41 PM
That's bell boi: The Liar. The Coward. The Cuck
#9 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-01-16 10:25 AM | Reply
#8 100% correct, Alexandrite.
What happens when myths turn out to be true? I'm talking about the "myth" of the German army's atrocities in little Belgium in 1914, the raped nuns and the babies spitted on Prussian bayonets. "Hun barbarism" was the powerful propaganda tool to send the British Tommies and the French poilus " literally, "the hairy ones" " off to the killing fields of the Somme, Ypres, Passchendaele and Verdun. But now, thanks to the analytical, brilliant, horrifying work of Alan Kramer, a history professor at my own alma mater of Trinity College, Dublin, it all turns out to be " well, let's speak frankly " true. He's not the first to catalogue Germany's war crimes in the 1914-18 conflict " Germany's own academics got their hands on the military and political archives proving that the massacre of civilians in Belgium really happened at the start of the war " but Kramer has gone a stage further; he has traced an undeniable pattern of atrocities not only in Belgium but in First World War Italy and Russia too. The Nazis, it seems, were marching in the footsteps of earlier German war criminals.
He's not the first to catalogue Germany's war crimes in the 1914-18 conflict " Germany's own academics got their hands on the military and political archives proving that the massacre of civilians in Belgium really happened at the start of the war " but Kramer has gone a stage further; he has traced an undeniable pattern of atrocities not only in Belgium but in First World War Italy and Russia too. The Nazis, it seems, were marching in the footsteps of earlier German war criminals.
History may not repeat itself, but sometimes it rhymes in time.
#10 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-01-16 10:33 AM | Reply
The parents need to go to jail for child endangerment.
#11 | Posted by fortfisher at 2026-01-16 10:43 AM | Reply
#11 Behold!
PhartPhisher pharts out his latest defecation for all to see.
#12 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-01-16 10:44 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Yeah, how dare they accidentally drive into an area ICE is causing chaos in?
You're a fascist pos, fort.
#13 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-01-16 10:45 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 3
Bailiff!
Whack their pee pees!
They were not "authorized" to be there!
#14 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-16 10:54 AM | Reply
Maybe if ICE were to coordinate with local law enforcement we wouldn't be having this kind of chaos in the streets of America.
But that would be allowing too much visibility and transparency and too much accountability and too much local government oversight.
They would have to follow the law and it would be like they were professionals or something.
We cannot have that!
#15 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-16 11:00 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Yeah, the only coordination they want is from Police and State Troopers after they attack civilians.
Brown Spotting is hard and dangerous werk!
If this were really about criminal activity, ICE would be supporting the local authorities with WARRANTS they actually hold, not going out and creating havoc.
Which havoc is what they want; an excuse for Putin's Poodle to claim there's Insurrections goin' on.
#16 | Posted by Corky at 2026-01-16 11:05 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 4
The parents need to go to jail for child endangerment. #11 | Posted by fortfisher
Awww, look at that. You're trying so hard!
#17 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-01-16 11:57 AM | Reply
Flash bang and gas that baby! That'll shut it up. -fartflouter
#18 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-16 12:29 PM | Reply
#11 | Posted by fortfisher
You need to go to jail for being an abysmally stupid f*&^.
#19 | Posted by jpw at 2026-01-16 01:44 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
So they followed officer's directions trying to get home and ended up getting attacked by ICE.
#20 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2026-01-16 02:06 PM | Reply
"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car
Yeah... no they didn
#21 | Posted by john_savage1 at 2026-01-16 03:27 PM | Reply
Where's the video? Don't say no one was recording. Crowd of protesters is always recording. Video or didn happen per
#22 | Posted by john_savage1 at 2026-01-16 03:29 PM | Reply
"My 11-year-old, who is autistic, keeps talking about it,"
Cured!
#23 | Posted by john_savage1 at 2026-01-16 03:31 PM | Reply
Video or didn happen per
#22 | POSTED BY JOHN_SAVAGE1
Like any common sense in your posts.
Didn happen!
#24 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-16 03:40 PM | Reply
#24
-Believes obvious 'no way' story -common sense
mutually exclusive
#25 | Posted by john_savage1 at 2026-01-16 03:45 PM | Reply
"Believes obvious 'no way' story"
It's perfectly believable after seeing what the ICEholes are doing daily in America.
You "Believes" them without question.
You believe the lies of an administration that has over 30,000 documented lies. And it's clear that Trump lies EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Yet you slurp them up without any verification like fava beans and Chianti.
#26 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-16 03:50 PM | Reply
threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car
NO WAY
A flashbang, as return fire against explose fireworks attack, MAY have been near them, or as likely one of the fireworks being used to assault American police ended up rolling under the car.
"tear gas began to leak into the car" JFC this even from the article. Not "threw in my car"
#27 | Posted by john_savage1 at 2026-01-16 03:51 PM | Reply
You believe the lies
Oh no I don, and oh no you didn just spew that
#28 | Posted by john_savage1 at 2026-01-16 03:53 PM | Reply
Not "threw in my car"
#27 | POSTED BY JOHN_SAVAGE1
I am sure he meant at my car. But yes it's possible he threw it into his car.
They have shot Americans point blank in the face. Or in the stomach with pepper balls.
It not much of a stretch to believe they would throw it into a car.
I am pretty sure (being as I have common sense) that is not the point being argued. But thanks for trying to deflect from what is important about this story.
A baby was flash banged and gassed by a gang of lawless masked ICEholes and needed CPR.
#29 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-16 03:56 PM | Reply
You know for sure it was a flashbang and not a firework? How do you know?
#30 | Posted by john_savage1 at 2026-01-16 04:30 PM | Reply
I am sure he meant at my car.
I'm sure he meant "Victim payout yo" That meshes with "threw in my car"
Video Evidence please
#31 | Posted by john_savage1 at 2026-01-16 04:32 PM | Reply
#31 | POSTED BY JOHN_SAVAGE1
This is not a court room. Besides video evidence does not matter anymore. You will see one thing and I will see another. I see human and civil rights abuses and you see law enforcement.
Stalemate.
So GFY with your video evidence.
Please.
#32 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-16 04:36 PM | Reply
How do you know?
POSTED BY JOHN_SAVAGE1
How do YOU know it wasn't thrown "inside" the van?
#33 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-16 04:41 PM | Reply
So, you actually know...nothing. Additionally, you don't need any evidence.
Aren't you one of the "no evidence so nothing happened" people re other instances?
#34 | Posted by john_savage1 at 2026-01-16 04:42 PM | Reply
#33 | Posted by donnerboy
Oh I don't know anything. That's why I want to see what really occurred. Besides, proving an assertion rests with the claimant. If no video comes forth, I'd say it probably is a fabricated account, and the surely extant video would prove that, which is why no video shown.
#35 | Posted by john_savage1 at 2026-01-16 04:47 PM | Reply
If no video comes forth, I'd say it probably is a fabricated account, and the surely extant video would prove that, which is why no video shown.
#35 | POSTED BY JOHN_SAVAGE1
And I say whatever the feds say is not probably but most likely fabricated. At minimum "adjusted" to fit a narrative.
Right now I would believe a citizen ( a father & mother of six?) over the feds any day of the week. Twice as much on Sunday.
#36 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-16 07:25 PM | Reply
#16 | Posted by Corky
When Obama was president - and every president before him - agents showed up with deportation paperwork and told them to be gone. They didn't cause trouble. ICE did it respectfully, and without acting like the SS, answerable to no one.
And Obama's administration deported far more people than Trump & Co ever have, including last year.
The public is sick of this s*&!. And his approval numbers are reflecting that. He's only in the 30-percentiles in every category, including immigration, with every demo but self-identified Republicans.
#37 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-01-16 09:42 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
You clowns get on your knees every day and pray that some child gets killed by a flash-bang grenade so that you can come her and point the finger at ICE or Border Patrol.
#38 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-01-17 09:20 AM | Reply
The odds are that this story is a fabricated lie like the "homicide" in the DHS facility. I notice someone with editing privs had to come back and change that assclown's title.
#39 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-01-17 09:23 AM | Reply
... pray that some child gets killed by a flash-bang grenade ... blah blah blah ...
Good morning magatard!
Welcome to the revolution.
Warning you about the consequences of the actions of an out of control "feral" government agency is not "praying" for anything .
We told you this kind of thing will happen.
And I am telling you right now it's gonna get worse before it gets better.
But I am not praying for it to get worse. I am praying that we just survive until it gets better.
#40 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-17 09:35 AM | Reply
- Warning you about the consequences of the actions of an out of control "feral" government
I'm old enough to remember when Joe Biden told the entire country that their firearms were no good against a fighter jet. Yeah, fcck that guy and his demented thirst for authority.
#41 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-01-17 09:41 AM | Reply
fcck that guy (Biden) and his demented thirst for authority.
#41 | Posted by lfthndthrds
As a distant expert on you, it's apparent that you're giving up.
Much like our modern-day Nazis in Germany, you're giving up on Trump.
You're phoning it in. There's no energy.
Fret not. Trump can't help but burn a lot of American things and people between now and this coming November.
Maybe you'll experience a revival.
#42 | Posted by Zed at 2026-01-17 09:49 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
POSTED BY ZED
Maybe he will leave his room in mom's basement this year.
He could probably use some vitamin D.
#43 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-17 09:53 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
"firearms were no good against a fighter jet"
That Joe Biden dude was a pretty smart cookie.
How effective do YOU think your guns will be against a tank ?
#44 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-17 09:57 AM | Reply
NRA types have this fantasy of being the Mujahideen against Russians.
It aint gonna happen. The US army will win.
#45 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-01-17 09:58 AM | Reply
#43 Vitamin D, you say, Donnerboy?
Are you really saying that this is Left Hind Turds ? ? ? ?
Say it isn't so!
#46 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-01-17 10:13 AM | Reply | Funny: 1
#44 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-17 09:57 AM | Reply | Flag
They will be no more effective against a tank than they would be against a fighter jet, but that wasn't the point. The point was, he was telling you he had no problem using the military on rebellious people. So, before you decide to water that tree of liberty, you may want to think twice - especially with a demented, old, boomer-democrat in office.
#47 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-01-17 10:36 AM | Reply
#47 Demented, Left Hind Turds ? ? ? ?
Well, then, you must be ecstatic that Pedodent Trumpf can pick out a camel on a piece of paper, right?
I'm sure that makes you proud, Left Hind Turds.
Sort of like bragging how your ancestors stole land that wasn't theirs to begin with.
Right, Left Hind Turds?
#48 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-01-17 10:44 AM | Reply
The point was, he was telling you he had no problem using the military on rebellious people.
Is that the point you got? Obviously your reading comprehension is crap.
Unless he specifically said that then that is not what he meant.
Not sure what you are trying to quote but he probably meant that you guys are idiots if you think that your guns can stop a tyrannical out of control federal government.
Like the one we have now and the one Joe Biden warned you about.
Joe Biden has warned about threats to democracy from various sources, including a potential oligarchy of the ultra-wealthy, the erosion of rights by foreign tyrants like Putin, and the need to prevent concentration of power, often contrasting American ideals with tyrannical governments and calling for vigilance against unchecked power and disinformation, as seen in his farewell address and remarks on global democracy.
#49 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-17 10:45 AM | Reply
but that wasn't the point.
#47 | Posted by lfthndthrds
The point is and was that you support a fascist dictatorship.
It's YOU doing this. YOU.
Call your momma and apologize.
#50 | Posted by Zed at 2026-01-17 10:51 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
#47 Flag: Left Hind Turd's point
#51 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-01-17 10:58 AM | Reply
#51 Addendum: The tassel on top of Left Hind Turd's point is compliments of his dad.
#52 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-01-17 11:03 AM | Reply
Biden continued: "You know, I love these guys who say the Second Amendment is " you know, the tree of liberty is water with the blood of patriots. Well, if [you] want to do that, you want to work against the government, you need an F-16. You need something else than just an AR-15."
www.19fortyfive.com
Again, fcck that guy.
#53 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-01-17 11:10 AM | Reply
Turds is in full denial mode.
Anything to distract from the fat Orange pedophile unleashing fascism in America and destroying the nation.
Turds, you're a failure at life and nothing Trump does will change that.
#54 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-01-17 11:15 AM | Reply | Funny: 1
#53 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS
That's fair.
After all he WAS mocking YOU for how stupid you are.
#55 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-17 11:22 AM | Reply | Funny: 1
#54 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-01-17 11:15 AM | Reply | Flag:
I'm not waiting on Trump to change anything. You're the one living with that old fartbag hoping he leaves something to you when he dies.
#56 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-01-17 11:41 AM | Reply
After all he WAS mocking YOU
#55 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-17 11:22 AM | Reply | Flag
Well he's not anymore, is he? Good thing the majority of Americans were listening to that old, demented boomer when he made his threats.
#57 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-01-17 11:43 AM | Reply
Luvsorangeturds will always be the shitscum who restrained his sister while his dad raped her.
#58 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-01-17 11:46 AM | Reply
You're the one living with that old fartbag hoping he leaves something to you when he dies.
He'll leave him with AIDS and sores.
#59 | Posted by fortfisher at 2026-01-17 12:01 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
The point was, he was telling you he had no problem using the military on rebellious people. #47 | Posted by lfthndthrds
When did Biden use the military against "rebellious people?"
You're walking yourself down the garden path where it's okay for Trump to send ICE after civilians, because of something Biden said.
So you support Biden's message. It's okay for the President to use the military on rebellious people.
Glad we cleared that up.
#60 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-01-17 12:18 PM | Reply
Important to note, the basis of your delusion seems to be a debunked right wing talking points:
What were the circumstances surrounding Biden's alleged unauthorized use of force?
Executive summary
Claims that President Biden authorized the U.S. military to use lethal force against Americans or to override limits on domestic military action stem largely from a misunderstood September 2024 revision to DoD guidance and separate disputes over strikes abroad; independent fact-checkers and the Pentagon say the change did not authorize troops to kill U.S. citizens on U.S. soil [1] [2] [3]. Lawmakers and civil liberties groups, however, have separately warned that some overseas strikes " such as actions against Houthi targets " may lack clear congressional authorization under the War Powers Act and have labeled them "unauthorized" absent further congressional approval [4]. factually.co
#61 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-01-17 12:20 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Well he's not anymore, is he? Nope. No need. Biden is happily retired from public service living at his home.
Now we have Trumpy mocking more than half of America.
One wonders how many subpoenas he will have to respond to and what prison cell he will end up in after he leaves office.
#62 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-17 12:21 PM | Reply
#62 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-17 12:21 PM | Reply | Flag
None. Biden showed him how the pardons for things not yet discovered works.
#63 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-01-17 01:13 PM | Reply
By the time Trump leaves office in 2032 all the liberals will be disappeared, so no prison. suck my nuts
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via GIPHY
#64 | Posted by fortfisher at 2026-01-17 01:59 PM | Reply
feds unleash flash-bangs on family van with 6 kids inside
All 6 kids have internal bleeding.
#65 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-01-17 02:07 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1
By the time Trump leaves office in 2032
#64 | Posted by fortfisher
Is that how long the mummification process will take?
#66 | Posted by Zed at 2026-01-17 02:39 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
#65 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026
Caused by their abusive father.
#67 | Posted by fortfisher at 2026-01-17 02:46 PM | Reply
Caused by Ivanka's child-raping father.
ftfy
#68 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-01-17 02:48 PM | Reply
#64 PhartPhisher pharts out his latest defecation for all to see (well, all who haven't already plonked him, that is).
Oh, and PhartPhisher, the way you and your ilk eschew vaccinations and eat horse paste as a cure-all for all that ails you, it'll be you and your ilk who won't be around in your wet dream.
You're welcome.
#69 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-01-17 03:11 PM | Reply
#67 PhartPhisher pharts out his latest defecation for all to see (well, all who haven't already plonked him, that is).
Meanwhile, PhartPhisher's PTSD, from the "treatment" she received from her father vomits out in the open (well, all who haven't already plonked him, that is).
#70 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-01-17 03:18 PM | Reply
Shouldn't PhartPhisher and Left Hind Turds get a room?
Posted by PhartPhisher at 2026-01-17 12:01 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by Left Hind Turds (17 plonks) Posted by Left Hind Turds at 2026-01-17 09:27 AM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by PhartPhisher (27 plonks) Posted by PhartPhisher at 2026-01-16 06:21 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by Left Hind Turds (17 plonks) Posted by Left Hind Turds at 2026-01-16 05:50 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by PhartPhisher (27 plonks) Posted by PhartPhisher at 2026-01-16 03:12 PM | Reply | Flagged funny by Left Hind Turds (17 plonks)
#71 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-01-17 03:51 PM | Reply
I'm not waiting on Trump to change anything. You're the one living with that old fartbag hoping he leaves something to you when he dies. #56 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTURDS
I realize English isn't your strong suit, but, who's the "he" in your second sentence? Trump?
Trump really has the uneducated votes locked down.
Bravo.
#72 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-01-17 04:42 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
They're literally the same person, so ...
A while back Turds created a SockPuppet to use to agree with himself in the nooner.
Every so often he brings him out on regular threads.
#73 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-01-17 04:44 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
"He" is supposed to be your sugar daddy.
LftHndThrds is some boy's sugar daddy, so he figures you must be in the same situation, just on the receiving end of the "sugar."
It's just endless projection with this guy. You can practically set your clock by it.
#74 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-01-17 04:44 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
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