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Tuesday, March 17, 2026

The USS Gerald Ford is headed for service repairs in Crete days after experiencing an hours long fire while deployed in the Red Sea for service in the Iran war. The aircraft carrier will spend over a week in port at the Naval Support Activity Souda Bay for repairs, according to the U.S. Naval Institute. The ship's move from the Middle East comes after a fire that started in the laundry area on Thursday reportedly burned through part of the ship's sleeping quarters and lasted about 30 hours before it was extinguished.

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Something smells REAL off about this whole story.

A fire on the cream of our navy for 30 FREAKING HOURS!?!

That does not sound like an accident

I will admit though that the ship has had plumbing issues with their toilets so MAYBE that extended to the laundry and fire fighting systems.

Maybe

I will admit that if it were something else like a hit that it would seemingly be very difficult to keep that story under wraps. There would be 5,000 sailors on that ship alone that would know about it.

So, maybe

But, again, we spend a trillion dollars per year on our military and this is what we get for our money?

Criminal.

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Hopefully, the toilet problems will also be repaired...

Major plumbing headache haunts $13 billion U.S. carrier off the coast of Venezuela (January 2026)
www.npr.org

... New documents show the crew on board the United States' newest aircraft carrier are growing increasingly frustrated by design flaws that lead to regular failures in the ship's toilet system.

The USS Gerald R. Ford has been deployed for seven months since it left Norfolk in June. The carrier is currently at the center of the Trump administration's flotilla of Navy ships in the Caribbean. Since the raid that captured Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro, the carrier continues to work with the Coast Guard as the U.S. interdicts oil tankers tied to Venezuela.

On board the carrier, the crew is battling a toilet system that the General Accountability Office reported in 2020 was undersized and poorly designed. The system continues to fail during deployment, forcing the crew of 4,600 sailors to live with a system that randomly breaks down during their months at sea. ...


#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-17 10:41 PM | Reply

... A fire on the cream of our navy for 30 FREAKING HOURS!?! ...

No fire-suppression systems?


#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-17 10:43 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

PEDO DONNIE is insane

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-17 10:45 PM | Reply

upload.wikimedia.org

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-17 10:55 PM | Reply

@#3 ... PEDO DONNIE is insane ...

Baltimora - Tarzan Boy (1985)
www.youtube.com

Wow, 1985. Rock videos were so different then ...

Lyrics excerpt ...

genius.com

...
"Tarzan Boy" is a song recorded by Italian-based act Baltimora. It was the group's debut single, released in April 1985, from its first album Living in the Background, on which it features as first track. ...

Best known in years following for being the jingle to Cool Mint Listerine ( www.youtube.com ) ...

[Verse 1]
Jungle life, I'm far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan boy
Hide-and-seek, I play alone while rushing 'cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon
Jungle life, I'm living in the open
Native beat that carries on
Burning bright, a fire that blows a signal to the sky
I sit and wonder, does the message get to you?
...



#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-17 11:08 PM | Reply

Something smells REAL off about this whole story.

Not if you consider that USS Ford is being used more as a stage prop than a weapon.

#6 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-17 11:11 PM | Reply

Cv59 and cv63 Vet here. A berthing fire started in the laundry room and now 600 sailors have been displaced.

Must have been a hell of of a fire.

No single berthing houses 600 people. Compartmentalization is the name of the game. Maybe 100 max.

#7 | Posted by fresno500 at 2026-03-18 11:38 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Has stinky's hospital ship made it to Greenland yet?

#8 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-18 11:40 AM | Reply

#7 | Posted by fresno500

Precisely. 30 hours?!?!?! That isn't going to be a month in port to fix.

#9 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2026-03-18 12:21 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Hopefully, the toilet problems will also be repaired...

via GIPHY

#10 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-03-18 02:14 PM | Reply

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