Penile Implant Specialist with History of Far-right Comments Led Hantavirus Presser

Monday, May 18, 2026

As the Trump administration sought to reassure Americans this week that a hantavirus outbreak posed little risk to the public, Dr. Brian Christine ...

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Dr. Brian Christine, a former Alabama-based urologist, was appointed as assistant health secretary last fall.

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-- HuffPost (@huffpost.com) 12:41 PM Â· May 15, 2026

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So, the Repitilans are implanting penises now.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-18 08:29 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Well... ya know... a man's not a man without his willy...to wonk... and with a last name like Christine... hailing from Rednecklandia AL...a weewee doc... adept in advanced deedle technology... might know a thing or two about virii... prolly seen lots of oozing sores... and male short commings in his day... yesirrreeee bob...

saaaayyyyy...

You don't suppose our mushroom-endowed leader is a patient... do ya?

#2 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-05-18 10:14 AM | Reply

#2 I wonder if it's the guy who did Elon Musk's botched penis enlargement surgery.

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-18 10:23 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Glad to hear my penis is safe from the hantavirus.

Now.. Is it safe from Ebola?

The problem is now when the Trump administration seeks to reassure Americans about anything we don't know if they are lying or not. Because of all the lies spewing from the Firehose of disinformation I just assume they are lying now. Unless verified by several independent reliable sources.

This administration is obviously not a reliable source for accurate information.

#4 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-18 10:46 AM | Reply

#4 Donnerboy states reality when he says, "This administration is obviously not a reliable source for accurate information."

Indeed.

Hence ...

The Donnerboy Rule:

I need two (2) independent sources** from any Trump sycophant for any 'proof' they offer before it is even considered, much less replied to.

**Any source that contains "Trump's FBI said...", or "The DOJ announced..." or "The White House proclaimed..." - or any iteration thereof - will immediately be considered not an independent source. - Try again.

#5 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-18 11:32 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"Well... ya know... a man's not a man without his willy...to wonk..."

Hmmm .. a new perspective on Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Always wondered how he got that name! Too much wonking of the Willy!

#6 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-18 11:48 AM | Reply

Putin is having Pedo47 implant the most incompetent people possible in critical roles.

Magats have made this nation into a worldwide punch line.

#7 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-05-18 12:05 PM | Reply

"This administration is obviously not a reliable source for accurate information."

That's by design.

Their compulsive constant lying is not to get the public to trust them, but rather to get the public to TRUST NO ONE that way the rubes are easier to control.

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire

#8 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-05-18 02:06 PM | Reply

Mmmmmm raccoon penis.

~ Polio Bob ~

#9 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-05-18 02:42 PM | Reply

Would you look at the time!

archive.is

#10 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-05-18 02:53 PM | Reply

Daddysfist hopes to receive the orange chomo's rotting paws.

#11 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-05-18 02:55 PM | Reply

Hmmm .. a new perspective on Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

#6 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-18 11:48 AM | Reply | Flag: PPFFTTTTT

It sounds so gheeeeey when you put it like that...lol

#12 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-05-18 04:27 PM | Reply

#10 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-05-18 02:53 PM | Reply | Flag:EYE ROLL

Your wife?... why she's ... uh... lovely I bet your kids looks just like ... um... her... because it's an improvement over looking like you?

#13 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-05-18 04:31 PM | Reply