Federal Government's Insect-Defense Agency Is Infested With Bed Bugs

Thursday, June 04, 2026

The Agriculture Department building sent staff home twice, but has declined to do so a third time after the insects returned.

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"The bed bugs were found in the [Agriculture Department] building that houses the Animal and Plant Inspection Service, the agency responsible for containing and mitigating the spread of invasive pests in the U.S." www.notus.org/policy/usda- ...

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The bedbugs must have migrated from Dummkopf Trumpf's disgusting health-code death trap Bedminster Golf Resort in NJ.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-03 03:57 AM | Reply

USDA is currently looking to relocate thousands of employees out of the Washington region as part of a larger reorganization effort. That is set to result in the offloading of the George Washington Carver Center.

Problem solved.

#2 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-06-03 04:23 AM | Reply

Bedbugs and screwworms.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-03 07:22 AM | Reply

A workplace infested with bedbugs?

If those bedbugs are carried home by the employees on the employees' clothing, will their employer pay for the cost of tenting and fumigating the employee's house?

Or will the Trump government just continue to provide an unsuitable work environment?

#4 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-06-04 07:35 PM | Reply

Do you really have to ask?

#5 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-04 07:49 PM | Reply

Time to rewatch "Phase IV".

#6 | Posted by sentinel at 2026-06-05 05:10 PM | Reply