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Monday, June 08, 2026

Dummkopf Trumpf is considering buying the Chagos Islands from Mauritius, potentially sinking UK PM Sir Keir Starmer's plan to cede away the sovereignty of this British Indian Ocean Territory (BIOT).

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This is good-for-nothing US Secretary of Treasury oligarch Scott Bessent's vindicative idea.

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The morbidly obese draft-dodging geriatric pedophile wants to spite UK PM Keir Starmer because he refused to allow the US to use the military base on Diego Garcia to carry out strikes for its illegal war against Iran on behalf of Israel which is now bankrupting the American economy and causing acute global fuel shortages. The UK initially planned to cede the islands to Mauritius and then over 99 years pay approximately $46.7bn to lease back the Diego Garcia military base.

"Hey, Donald, how could you do this to us? I thought we were friends!"


#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-08 04:13 AM | Reply

ADHD out the wazoo.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-08 07:15 AM | Reply

Britain just needs to wait a little longer, and we can scatter Trump's ashes in the Chagos Islands.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-08 08:39 AM | Reply

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