Donald Trump says showers are ruining his hair
Donald Trump is really worried about showers ruining his -- self-described == "perfect" hair.
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... The President of the United States said that the current laws in America over the amount of water showers can use leave his luscious locks at risk. The current rules are aimed at limiting water use. The president is now making moves to change those laws and new rules have been proposed by his administration's Department of Energy. "So showerheads - you take a shower, the water doesn't come out. You want to wash your hands, the water doesn't come out. So what do you do? You just stand there longer or you take a shower longer?", the president explained last month. ...
The current rules are aimed at limiting water use.
The president is now making moves to change those laws and new rules have been proposed by his administration's Department of Energy.
"So showerheads - you take a shower, the water doesn't come out. You want to wash your hands, the water doesn't come out. So what do you do? You just stand there longer or you take a shower longer?", the president explained last month. ...
#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-06-20 03:43 PM | Reply
Old people don't bathe as much.
Trump probably can't bathe himself any better than he can toilet himself.
#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-20 04:23 PM | Reply
Golden ones?
#3 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-06-20 04:54 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
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