Donald Trump says showers are ruining his hair
Donald Trump is really worried about showers ruining his -- self-described == "perfect" hair.
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... The President of the United States said that the current laws in America over the amount of water showers can use leave his luscious locks at risk. The current rules are aimed at limiting water use. The president is now making moves to change those laws and new rules have been proposed by his administration's Department of Energy. "So showerheads - you take a shower, the water doesn't come out. You want to wash your hands, the water doesn't come out. So what do you do? You just stand there longer or you take a shower longer?", the president explained last month. ...
The current rules are aimed at limiting water use.
The president is now making moves to change those laws and new rules have been proposed by his administration's Department of Energy.
"So showerheads - you take a shower, the water doesn't come out. You want to wash your hands, the water doesn't come out. So what do you do? You just stand there longer or you take a shower longer?", the president explained last month. ...
#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-06-20 03:43 PM | Reply
Old people don't bathe as much.
Trump probably can't bathe himself any better than he can toilet himself.
#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-20 04:23 PM | Reply
Golden ones?
#3 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-06-20 04:54 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
#4 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-06-20 07:34 PM | Reply
Trump says it's "hair"? As in, human "hair"? Trump lies, constantly. In this case, his attempt to show how a gold spray-painted refurbished cotton candy machine harvested from the wreckage of a lightning struck Louisiana parish carnival can be used to replace showers. An idea a minute with this savant.
#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-21 06:05 AM | Reply
First, they came for the low-flow toilets, and I said nothing. Then,they came for the showerheads. Again I said nothing.
#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-21 02:08 PM | Reply
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