The Onion Debuts Infowars Parody
The satirical newspaper The Onion has relaunched Infowars after securing a license to take over the conspiracy-promoting site created by Alex Jones amid an ongoing bankruptcy case.
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It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.[image or embed] -- InfoWars (@realinfowars.bsky.social) 1:12 PM · Jul 2, 2026
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.[image or embed]
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... "We have officially taken over Infowars now," Heidecker said while playing a host character parodying Jones. "We are in charge of Infowars. This is a new dawn, a new era. We are turning the page and we're forgetting the past." The Onion plans to share some of the revenue from the parody website with the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, CEO Ben Collins told the Associated Press. Collins said the company will send Sandy Hook families $100,000 from merchandise sales that combine the Infowars brand with The Onion logo in rainbow colors, the outlet reported Thursday. ...
"We are in charge of Infowars. This is a new dawn, a new era. We are turning the page and we're forgetting the past."
The Onion plans to share some of the revenue from the parody website with the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, CEO Ben Collins told the Associated Press.
Collins said the company will send Sandy Hook families $100,000 from merchandise sales that combine the Infowars brand with The Onion logo in rainbow colors, the outlet reported Thursday. ...
#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-07-04 11:53 AM | Reply
"He's made of cartoon." lol
#2 | Posted by cbob at 2026-07-05 12:24 PM | Reply
#3 | Posted by cbob at 2026-07-05 12:24 PM | Reply
The most outlandish conspiracy theory is the official story.
#4 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-07-05 01:27 PM | Reply
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