JD Vance’s Secret Service Fed Up With His Absurd Requests

Thursday, July 16, 2026

Secret Service agents were told to use a military helicopter to take Vance's son to his golf practice.

MS NOW reports that last week, agents complained about a request to fly Vance's son to a golf lesson across town on a helicopter.

The trip to Joint Base Andrews, which has a secure, world-class golf center, would have involved a military helicopter crew on Marine Two, the helicopter that carries the vice president, but was canceled at the last minute due to severe thunderstorms and high winds in and around Washington, D.C.

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Previous vice presidents and senior administration officials traditionally told the Secret Service of travel plans days in advance, especially regarding their families. But one unnamed agent told MS NOW that the Vances "change everything."

"They don't stick to their schedules, and that costs ---- tons of taxpayer money," the agent said.

"The detail is tired of them not giving notice on things and making everything an OTR," an unnamed source told MS NOW. "He [Vance] thinks he can still move around like a U.S. senator."

Agents have made coins and badges mocking Vance's last-minute travel demands, incorporating the vice president's secret service name, Bobcat.

The coins and stickers have a picture of a Bobcat's head with the words "Bobcat OTR Survivors Club." The logo includes the motto, "Advance. OTR. Repeat."

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Aw, well. The Heir to the Throne gets to be as prissy as the Demander in Chief!

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-07-16 02:57 PM | Reply

Certain color M&M'S in their room?

Childhood dolls arranged just so?

Precious.

#2 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-07-16 04:48 PM | Reply

Vance is no different than how every Republican here would behave, if they had the chance.

Deplorable.

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-07-16 05:17 PM | Reply

THIS is what happens when you invite a Hill William to dinner... he shows up in overalls, and then steals the silverware.

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2026-07-16 05:30 PM | Reply

This is the Brahmin Hindu wife Usha Vindaloo Kukri Masala behind this (I suspect).

My cousin had "high priestess" roommates at her fairly prestigious university in the US NE corridor last century.

Wealthy and snobbish -- and having grown up with servants -- these haughty high huckamucks automtically expected my poor cousin to do the dishes, housekeeping, and beastly chores in their abode, just by their respective stations in life. After a semester of cleaning up after these obnoxious Brahmins, she moved out.

My cousin got a nice looking regular roommate afterwards who was also happened to be nice on the eyes, so my visits to "D.A." became even more enjoyable.

Komchoor is the term for "lazy" or "lazy one" in Urdu.

"Did the komchoor vacuum the carpet yet?" or "Have those komchoors fly the dauphin to stupid golf practice in a helicopter, Dear."

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-16 05:32 PM | Reply