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Friday, July 17, 2026

United Airlines is planning to offer passengers flight changes free of charge to avoid landing at the newly renamed President Donald J. Trump International Airport in Florida, according to an internal memo that appears aimed at customers who object to the airport's new name. Passengers who object to landing at the airport " previously Palm Beach International Airport " may be moved to Fort Lauderdale or Miami without having to pay extra, according to an internal memo obtained by Live And Let's Fly.

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The memo even suggests a response to customers who object to landing at the renamed airport.

"I understand that you'd rather not fly to this airport anymore. We can look at nearby airports like Fort Lauderdale or Miami instead. Is that an acceptable alternative?" the guidance says.

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No one would enjoy landing at the Hitler International Airport, either.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-17 08:26 AM | Reply

"No? Hmmmm ... Well, Mr. Segar, we do have a later flight to K-k-Kathmandu."

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-17 08:28 AM | Reply

Hitler had his name affixed to no major German civilian - or military - airports.
Going one better/worse than Hitler.
That's Trump.
That's MAGA.
Hell, thats the whole damn Republican Party - its symbol a somnolent elephant on bended knees.

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-17 08:54 AM | Reply

Hitler was more secure as a person than Trump.

Trump is a Hitler wannabe.

Hitler was the Original. He didn't try to be like Anyone else.

Trump is an Imitation,not a Genuine Nazi.

He's every bit as Dangerous.

#4 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-07-17 11:43 AM | Reply

*** United Airlines Retreats On Trumpf Airport Free Changes ***

"United Airlines is pushing back on a report that passengers could change their destination airport for free if they object to flying into Florida's newly renamed President Dummkopf J. Trumpf International Airport."

Source: UAL says no

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-19 07:48 AM | Reply

It's Florida Jake.

I am never going there again.

So..

Ya'll have fun with that!

#6 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-07-19 11:45 AM | Reply

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