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Taylor Farms has issued a recall for over a dozen items, including salsa and guacamole sold at shops like Walmart, Target, Whole Foods, Kroger and Trader Joe's, over a salmonella risk.

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-- Reuters (@reuters.com) 9:00 PM · Aug 9, 2026

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Taylor Farms tried to cover up their contaminated food with a $1 bribe to the Orange Chomo.

This is what deregulation looks like.

Time and time again, consumers and people will be crushed be the wheels of unregulated free markets.

#1 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-08-10 08:28 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"Um, excuse me, Sir, but are you Bruce Taylor, the CEO of Taylor Farms who has a net worth of $75m?"

"Why, yes I am Miss? Why do you ask?"

"I want to give your throat a nice big hug."

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-10 08:35 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Hey you could lose a few. Explosive diarrhea is your friend.

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-10 07:39 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Screw worms
Ebola
Measels
Leprosy
E coli
Cyclospora

It's almost like putting the absolute dumbest -------- in America in charge of things was a bad idea.

#4 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-08-11 07:45 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Taylor farms lobbies the government to allow them to have procedures that lead to people dying from consuming their products.

Taylor farms does not deserve to live.

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-08-11 07:52 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Screw worms
Ebola
Measels
Leprosy
E coli
Cyclospora
It's almost like putting the absolute dumbest -------- in America in charge of things was a bad idea.

#4 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-08-11 07:45 AM | Reply | Flag

Four years of unchecked, illegal immigration by millions of unknown people has consequences.

#6 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-08-11 02:42 PM | Reply

Taylor Farms Goes on a Recall Binge

Taylor Farms goes on a recall binge like an alcoholic goes on a drunken binge.

www.marlerblog.com

#7 | Posted by horstngraben at 2026-08-11 04:23 PM | Reply

United Healthcare CEO Oligarch Brian Thompson = Taylor Farms CEO Oligarch Bruce Taylor =


#8 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-11 05:38 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#8 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

Gotta keep it classy.

#9 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-08-11 05:56 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

^Unintended irony

#10 | Posted by e1g1 at 2026-08-12 09:18 AM | Reply

Four years of unchecked, illegal immigration by millions of unknown people has consequences.

#6 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

Lies and the lying liar who tells them ...

The Biden administration conducted millions of expulsions and deportations, actively enforced immigration laws, and implemented strict asylum limitations.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection logged roughly 10 to 11 million nationwide "encounters" over the course of four fiscal years ...

Of those"encounters " Border Patrol estimated roughly 1.7 to 2 million "gotaways""individuals detected crossing unlawfully who evaded apprehension.

The Biden administration carried out approximately 4.7 million expulsions, returns, or deportations between fiscal years 2021 and 2024, a total higher than that of previous presidential terms.

So hardly "unchecked".

#11 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-08-12 01:23 PM | Reply

More than 24,000 cyclosporiasis infections reported

abcnews.com

That's an awful lot of cases of Trump Diarrhea Syndrome.

#12 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-12 01:27 PM | Reply

Four years of unchecked, illegal immigration by millions of unknown people has consequences.
#6 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

That's the same thing the Nazis said.
That's because you're one of them.

#13 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-08-12 01:40 PM | Reply

Related ...

Less than 2.5% of Taylor Farms' recalled lettuce went to Taco Bells
arstechnica.com

... Although shredded iceberg lettuce at Taco Bell restaurants has been a prime suspect in an explosive outbreak of the diarrheal parasite Cyclospora, a new report from the Food and Drug Administration finally reveals where all the contaminated lettuce was sold -- and only a sliver of it went to Taco Bell locations. ...

The FDA's Enforcement Report finally provides some answers: Taylor Farms recalled 236,192 cases of lettuce due to potential Cyclospora contamination. Of those, only 5,900 -- just shy of 2.5 percent -- were sold to Yum, the parent company of Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and KFC.

The other 97.5 percent of the lettuce that potentially sickened Americans was distributed elsewhere.

Walmart -- under its brand Marketside -- received the lion's share, 109,476 cases, a little over 46 percent. The second-largest lot went to Taylor Farms' own brand, which received 68,897 cases, a little over 29 percent.

The remaining 25 percent went to various food service entities and two restaurants. Cross Valley Farms, a brand from US Foods with the tagline "Fresh Produce Sourced and Selected With Strict Standards," received 19,016 cases (8 percent). Sysco received 11,519 cases (4.9 percent), Markon got 7,459 cases (3.15 percent), and Peak Fresh Produce (Performance Foodservice) got 720 cases (0.3 percent).

The restaurant chains besides Taco Bell were Subway, which received 8,075 cases (3.4 percent), and Jack in the Box, which received 5,130 cases (about 2.2 percent). ...



#14 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-12 01:46 PM | Reply

That's an awful lot of cases of Trump Diarrhea Syndrome.

#12 | POSTED BY REINHEITSGEBOT

Apparently Trumpy's response to Obamacare is Trumpy Diarrhea.

Apparently.

History (and late night comedians) will not be kind.

#15 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-08-12 01:49 PM | Reply

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