Trumpf Junta Ousting Secretary of the US Army

Saturday, August 22, 2026

Secretary of the US Army Dan Driscoll -- a military veteran as well as friend and Yale University classmate of VPOTUS JD Vance -- is expected to leave the sinister Trumpf junta by the end of the year, if not sooner, after months of tension with inter-galactically incompetent Secretary of War Crimes Pete Kegsbreath.

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Secretary of War Crimes Pete Kegsbreath: Underqualified. Incompetent. Alcoholic. Vainglorious baboon. OPSEC failure. Misogynist. Walking Poison Ivy plant. Racist. Anti-LGBTQ. Career destroyer. Phony Christian. Sycophant. Former second-rate Faux News TV tumor. Blasphemer. Lothario. Witchhunter-General. Blunderer. Profligate money waster. Russophile.

"FUNNY"

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-22 01:03 AM | Reply

ICYMI: Dummkopf Trumpf bleated on Truth Social that good-for-nothing shyster Ed Martin was out the door.

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-22 05:07 AM | Reply

He probably refused to deploy an invasion of Greenland.

#3 | Posted by fresno500 at 2026-08-22 05:53 AM | Reply

Could be. The SOUTHCOM CDR abruptly resigned before the Venezuela offensive.

Dan Driscoll could be the first Eli (Yale graduate) to lose a job.

When are Yale graduates ever hungry or unemployed?

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-22 06:27 AM | Reply