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Tuesday, August 25, 2026

After a deluge of news stories four months ago about Secretary of the US Army Dan Driscoll resigning, and several saying he was refusing to resign, multiple publications are again reporting Driscoll's eminent departure.

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Army Secretary Dan Driscoll is refusing to resign, despite direct pressure from Pete Hegseth.

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-- Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) 5:46 PM · Apr 7, 2026

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Secretary of War Crimes Pete Kegsbreath: Underqualified. Incompetent. Alcoholic. Vainglorious baboon. OPSEC failure. Misogynist. Walking Poison Ivy plant. Racist. Anti-LGBTQ. Career destroyer. Phony Christian. Sycophant. Former second-rate Faux News TV tumor. Blasphemer. Lothario. Witchhunter-General. Blunderer. Profligate money waster. Russophile.

"FUNNY"

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-22 01:03 AM | Reply

ICYMI: Dummkopf Trumpf bleated on Truth Social that good-for-nothing shyster Ed Martin was out the door.

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-22 05:07 AM | Reply

He probably refused to deploy an invasion of Greenland.

#3 | Posted by fresno500 at 2026-08-22 05:53 AM | Reply

Could be. The SOUTHCOM CDR abruptly resigned before the Venezuela offensive.

Dan Driscoll could be the first Eli (Yale graduate) to lose a job.

When are Yale graduates ever hungry or unemployed?

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-22 06:27 AM | Reply

Will the new one be manlier and have a stronger chin?

#5 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-08-24 11:00 AM | Reply

Hey, Driscoll: you cannot have drones taking the place of boots on the ground in an armed conflict!
--Drinky Pete

Umm. Hold on there, Mr. Secretary...
--Umpteen Russian generals

#6 | Posted by catdog at 2026-08-25 09:28 AM | Reply

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