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Thursday, August 27, 2026

Dummkopf Trumpf dispatched D/CIA John Ratcliffe to Russia to personally warn Moscow not to attack any NATO countries. Earlier this week, an adviser to Russian President Vladimir Putin warned that "unknown actors" could attack UK facilities producing weapons for Ukraine. Additionally, Ratcliffe relayed to his Russian counterpart that if Iran does not reopen the Strait of Hormuz, the US will impose additional economic penalties.

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Clearly, Dummkopf Trumpf is in way over his head in terms of geo-politics, international economics, modern warfare, and just plain common sense. Moreover, Senile Satan is caught between two masters: ICC-indicted war criminals Benjamin Netanyahu and Vladimir Putin.

At the UN Security Council, Trumpf's own Board of Peace High Commissioner Nickolay Mladenov warned Israel that continuing to murder Palestinians in the Gaza Strip and arresting them arbitrarily is extending the very conditions that caused resistance fighters to counter-attack them in the first place on 7 October 2023. (Source: UN Security Council meeting notes, 26 Aug 2026).

"FUNNY"

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-27 06:36 AM | Reply

Does anyone really pay attention to Trump when Trump warns?

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-08-27 07:57 AM | Reply

Donald Trump is a monkey armed with a chainsaw, and as far as that goes you must monitor his behavior.

But the monkey is easily bought off with bananas, or a new mirror in which to admire himself, so the implications of the chainsaw are much less.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-08-27 07:59 AM | Reply

Let's examine the case of Canada:

Trump the Monkey promises to fling ---- at them starting 01/08/2027.

The Canadians respond by flinging ---- at him on 09/08/2026.

So the Trump monkey is covered with ---- for three whole months before the monkey flings anything.

So Donald Trump is a slow -----slinger AND the Canadians just arent afraid of his ---- any more.

#4 | Posted by Zed at 2026-08-27 08:03 AM | Reply

"Don't attack NATO please, sir."

FTFY No charge.

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-08-27 08:29 AM | Reply

Didn't the CIA make a similar request a few years ago for Pres Putin not to attack Ukraine?

#6 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-27 12:48 PM | Reply

Additionally, Ratcliffe relayed to his Russian counterpart that if Iran does not reopen the Strait of Hormuz, the US will impose additional economic penalties.

The putrid orange pedo has been reduced to begging the orcs for help in reopening the Strait Of Hormuz. What a pathetic loser.

#7 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-27 01:25 PM | Reply

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