Inauguration Moved Indoors Due to 'dangerous' Cold

Friday, January 17, 2025

President-elect Donald Trump's inaugural address on 20 January will take place indoors due to dangerously cold weather being forecast next week in Washington, he has confirmed.

Posted by redial at 12:26 PM | 27 COMMENTS | permalink

Trump just announced he is moving the inauguration indoors because it's going to be cold outside.[image or embed]
" Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) January 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM

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Largest indoor inauguration crowd, ever. Period.

#1 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-01-17 12:28 PM

Oh, that cold, he be all so deadly.

Vegetables can also be fatal if thrown.

Donald is moving indoors because he's afraid of being embarrassed by the lowpublic turnout.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2025-01-17 12:33 PM

Donald Trump's old nemesis, the weather, is back to foil him once again.

#3 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-01-17 01:00 PM

What a pu ssy

#4 | Posted by qcp at 2025-01-17 01:33 PM

Why not have it at the DC Jail? Plenty of his supporters there...

#5 | Posted by catdog at 2025-01-17 01:50 PM

Would be hilarious if Steve Bannon's MAGA First crowd showed up with, 'F the Billionaires!' signs and a guillotine.

I would laugh my ass off, anyway.

#6 | Posted by Corky at 2025-01-17 02:16 PM

Wimp.

#7 | Posted by bat4255 at 2025-01-17 03:15 PM

His fake hair only functions between temperatures of 30-90 degrees.

#8 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-01-17 03:24 PM

He'd rather his death count not start running the minute he takes office.

#9 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-01-17 04:13 PM

I'm pretty sure it has more to do with his hair.

#10 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-01-17 04:19 PM

Not to make a mountain out of a mole hill because moving inside is the right thing to do, as other have done before him.

But one always has to be suspicious of anything Trump does because crowd size, again always, has been his favorite lie in spite of numerous video evidence to the contrary.

#11 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-01-17 04:43 PM

must be gawdz will n' stuff... I was just hoping all his spectators showed up after traveling a long long way... on borrowed money... paid for parking... to stand in the middle of a frozen mall... to watch him on a video screen... because it's too fekkin cold... for him to come outside... and besides... Trumpanzee is also afraid after two assassination attempts by his own people.

Maybe one of our freezing rain scenarios... where the world turns into one slick and lumpy sheet of ice... as inconvenient and uncomfortable and totaly not worth the effort.

#12 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-01-17 04:57 PM

What a bunch of pansies. The fat orange woman raping daughter lusting creepy grifting treasonous felon is really afraid that a wind might blow his combover the other way and we have to look at his bald ass dome.

#13 | Posted by Wildman62 at 2025-01-17 04:59 PM

Smart...moving the Swearing Ceremony indoors allows Orange Caligula the opportunity to treat the spectacle as one big televised fundraiser in front of a mostly hand-picked crowd of loyal sycophants and MAGA toadies. The man is a creature of television, after all. I'm going to gobble a couple of funny gummies and take in whatever current fare is showing at the local multiplex Monday evening, thereby saving me from what will no doubt prove to be a gut-punching kind of night.

#14 | Posted by dutch46 at 2025-01-17 07:38 PM

What a pu ssy

#4 | POSTED BY QCP

idk Obama had his in 14 degree weather. After all the attempts, my guess is this is for security.

You think the lithum plant in MossLanding just caught on fire by itself?

#15 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-01-17 08:01 PM

He's probably afraid his Depends would freeze solid and fall down around his ankles.

#16 | Posted by HeeHaw at 2025-01-17 11:08 PM

An indoor space will help it look like Trump has a bigger crowd.

It's all about the optics.

#17 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-01-17 11:55 PM

Monday MLK parade/festivities in Jacksonville cancelled due to 'dangerous' cold weather. I was going to C&P some of these posts and replace Trump with other words, but you know which way that street travels.

#18 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2025-01-18 10:10 AM

#18 | Posted by gracieamazed

Well, those are sane events held by sane people.

Donald will have to fill every seat in that arena in order not to have a stroke.

#19 | Posted by Zed at 2025-01-18 10:59 AM

B.F.D. ( sarcasm )

no one really cares other than "you people"

#20 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-01-18 12:24 PM

B.F.D. ( sarcasm )

#20 | Posted by shrimptacodan

It is to the Great Orange Iceberg.

Are you really going to go another four years not admitting Donald's florid character flaws?

#21 | Posted by Zed at 2025-01-18 12:51 PM

I'm thinking that huge, gaudy, expensive Inaugurations are not appropriate to the new leaders of a democratic republic.

Let individual communities celebrate if they really give a damn.

I'm also thinking that national memorials to future presidents not be constructed unless the president in question at least meets the objective accomplishments of FDR.

#22 | Posted by Zed at 2025-01-18 12:58 PM

#18 | Posted by gracieamazed

Ask herman caine how much donald cares about the health of his crowds.

#23 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-01-18 01:14 PM

The "Explosive" news from the left will be about what Melania is wearing. Smfh

#24 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2025-01-19 01:46 PM

The "Explosive" news from the left will be about what Melania is wearing. Smfh

#24 | Posted by phesterOBoyle

Will it be her or a body double?

#25 | Posted by Zed at 2025-01-19 01:49 PM

The "Explosive" news from the left will be about what Melania is wearing. Smfh

#24 | Posted by phesterOBoyle