Inauguration Moved Indoors Due to 'dangerous' Cold

Friday, January 17, 2025

President-elect Donald Trump's inaugural address on 20 January will take place indoors due to dangerously cold weather being forecast next week in Washington, he has confirmed.

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Trump just announced he is moving the inauguration indoors because it's going to be cold outside.[image or embed]
" Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) January 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM

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Largest indoor inauguration crowd, ever. Period.

#1 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-01-17 12:28 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Oh, that cold, he be all so deadly.

Vegetables can also be fatal if thrown.

Donald is moving indoors because he's afraid of being embarrassed by the lowpublic turnout.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2025-01-17 12:33 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Donald Trump's old nemesis, the weather, is back to foil him once again.

#3 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-01-17 01:00 PM | Reply | Funny: 3

What a pu ssy

#4 | Posted by qcp at 2025-01-17 01:33 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Why not have it at the DC Jail? Plenty of his supporters there...

#5 | Posted by catdog at 2025-01-17 01:50 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Would be hilarious if Steve Bannon's MAGA First crowd showed up with, 'F the Billionaires!' signs and a guillotine.

I would laugh my ass off, anyway.

#6 | Posted by Corky at 2025-01-17 02:16 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Wimp.

#7 | Posted by bat4255 at 2025-01-17 03:15 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

His fake hair only functions between temperatures of 30-90 degrees.

#8 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-01-17 03:24 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

He'd rather his death count not start running the minute he takes office.

#9 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-01-17 04:13 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I'm pretty sure it has more to do with his hair.

#10 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-01-17 04:19 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Not to make a mountain out of a mole hill because moving inside is the right thing to do, as other have done before him.

But one always has to be suspicious of anything Trump does because crowd size, again always, has been his favorite lie in spite of numerous video evidence to the contrary.

#11 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-01-17 04:43 PM | Reply

must be gawdz will n' stuff... I was just hoping all his spectators showed up after traveling a long long way... on borrowed money... paid for parking... to stand in the middle of a frozen mall... to watch him on a video screen... because it's too fekkin cold... for him to come outside... and besides... Trumpanzee is also afraid after two assassination attempts by his own people.

Maybe one of our freezing rain scenarios... where the world turns into one slick and lumpy sheet of ice... as inconvenient and uncomfortable and totaly not worth the effort.

#12 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-01-17 04:57 PM | Reply

What a bunch of pansies. The fat orange woman raping daughter lusting creepy grifting treasonous felon is really afraid that a wind might blow his combover the other way and we have to look at his bald ass dome.

#13 | Posted by Wildman62 at 2025-01-17 04:59 PM | Reply