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Thursday, April 24, 2025

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth recently ordered modifications to a room next to the Pentagon press briefing room to retrofit it with a makeup studio that can be used to prepare for television appearances, multiple sources told CBS News.

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Pete Hegseth in the makeup studio

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-- The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) April 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM

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They still keep the combs in Vitalis, right?

Asking for our thirsty SecDef.

#1 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-04-23 04:49 PM | Reply

Where do these self-absorbed clowns come from?

Ah, yes. Fox News.

Trump and this dandy will lose our next war for us.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2025-04-23 04:51 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

So, Hellsbreath ain't going anywhere it seems. "Lights! Camera! Action!"

Hi Snoofy: BTW, I think barbers use Barbercide, not Vitalis: directsalonsupplies.co.uk

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-04-23 05:02 PM | Reply

During Prohibition, certain desperate people would drink the Vitalis. It's a Greatest Generation reference, but Boomers ought to get it too.

#4 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-04-23 05:06 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#4: Hi Snoofy: youtu.be

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-04-23 05:55 PM | Reply

Where are the conservatives to complain about a man putting on make up to perform for an audience?

Or is that just when they're reading books to children in a library?

#6 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-04-23 06:05 PM | Reply

I thought he was getting fired? Now he's building a makeup room? Which is it?!?

#7 | Posted by Bluewaffles at 2025-04-23 07:46 PM | Reply

Which is it?!?

Fired.

#8 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-04-23 07:53 PM | Reply

He has to cover up his gin blossoms?

#9 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2025-04-24 01:13 AM | Reply

USSECDEF Pete Hellsbreath denies make-up story in strange rant about tampons: x.com

#10 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-04-24 07:32 AM | Reply

Shouldn't cost too much to put lipstick on a pig.

#11 | Posted by TrueBlue at 2025-04-24 07:59 AM | Reply

I am glad we cut out food and medical aid to poor people around the globe to pay for this.

#12 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-04-24 10:16 AM | Reply

I got no quarrel with a man wanting to look his best. But when you're cutting billions from the VA and firing folks left and right in the name of "efficiency," maybe spending taxpayer dollars on a Pentagon beauty parlor ain't the best look.

#13 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2025-04-24 10:44 AM | Reply

How alpha of him.

#14 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-04-24 12:24 PM | Reply

What is it with these MAGA males and their make up?
Doesn't seem very manly.

#15 | Posted by a_monson at 2025-04-24 01:56 PM | Reply

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