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That might be the next viral challenge.
See how long you can go on your birthday without anyone acknowledging it.
Then you will know you have made it as a man. When no one gives a ---- that it's your birthday. No one cares.
Because in reality, they don't anyway.
#1 | Posted by boaz at 2025-05-15 06:48 AM | Reply | Funny: 2
In honor of my birthday go be an ------- to a Democrat
#2 | Posted by boaz at 2025-05-15 07:18 AM | Reply
Posted by boaz at 2025-05-15 07:18 AM | Reply
How Christian of You Boaz.
#3 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-05-15 07:20 AM | Reply
BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU BOAZ
#4 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-05-15 07:26 AM | Reply
Liberals like you are off limits, you are in my protected liberals category.
#5 | Posted by boaz at 2025-05-15 07:31 AM | Reply
I'm the only ones who can an ------- to my friends
#6 | Posted by boaz at 2025-05-15 07:32 AM | Reply
Get a job dude.
#7 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-05-15 10:24 AM | Reply
P.S. Happy Birthday!
#8 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-05-15 10:25 AM | Reply
HBD. I like when you post about computers, time in the Army, and Korea
#9 | Posted by hamburglar at 2025-05-15 10:28 AM | Reply | Funny: 1
Nothing says "I have no friends and my family hates my guts" like this ------- --------.
Go take a long walk off a short pier, loser.
#10 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-05-15 11:16 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
#1 | Posted by boaz
Nobody with a fugging brain gives a crap about their own fugging birthday, you fugging loser.
#11 | Posted by Angrydad at 2025-05-15 12:30 PM | Reply
MAGA Mouthpiece Ed Martin Under Investigation by Ethics Committee
"The former DC US attorney nominee revealed he faces a legal disciplinary review in an all-office goodbye email, while claiming his confidentiality was violated."
This couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Original Source: www.washingtonpost.com
Archived Link: archive.ph
#12 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-15 01:50 PM | Reply
Vladimir Putin Fires Commander-in-Chief of Russian Ground Forces
General Oleg Selyukov was fired by presidential decree on 15 May. He had been in this position since 2014 and commanded the Victory Parade on Red Square on 9 May. The Russian despot moved Selyukov to be deputy secretary of the Russian Security Council under Sergey Shoigu.
Putin refused to meet Ukrainian President Volodomir Zelensky in Istanbul this week, so that whole affair was a monumental waste of time and money. But it gave the diplomats the opportunity to enjoy delicious Turkish cuisine and hospitality while jabber-jawing at taxpayer expense.
Since Russia's brutal invasion of Ukraine, they have lost ~970,590 military personnel (plus 1,220 over the last 24 hours), 372 aircraft, 337 helicopters, and 10,820 tanks.
An international arrest warrant issued by the ICC for war crimes remains active for Vladimir Putin. An indictment is merely an accusation. All defendants are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Source: Link
#13 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-15 02:21 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Florida Bans Fluoride in Public Water
"Florida has become the second state to officially ban fluoride in public water." (Utah was the first with this lunacy).
Gov. Ron DeSantis called the fluoridation of water "forced medication," saying it violates "informed consent."
"The move to block fluoride has been decried by major health organizations, who warn that it would negatively affect residents' health."
Nota Bene: The governor of the Sunshine State is an Ivy League graduate like JD Vance.
Source: www.nbcnews.com
#14 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-15 04:23 PM | Reply
Boaz, if you ever need a job, there's always
www.facebook.com
Best wishes.
#15 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-05-15 04:55 PM | Reply
Boaz is busy today watching his favorite porn site, OnlyToes.
Happy Birthday old man.
Best of luck to you on your new year of life.
#16 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-05-15 05:18 PM | Reply
Really puts the digital in digital porn!
It must be infuriating to have a fetish like that. Especially in summer. People constantly walking around in flip flood showing you their toes without a care in the world. And then there's all the guy's toes you're forced to look at.
#17 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-05-15 05:21 PM | Reply
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