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Time to chat. Look at this article about women wanting to be kids again. Makes sense. Why cant they act their age? www.dailymail.co.uk

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I mean, how else would pedophiles act? Like children.

#1 | Posted by boaz at 2025-05-29 07:04 AM | Reply

Trump does speak at a 3rd grade reading level, so...

#2 | Posted by hamburglar at 2025-05-29 07:56 AM | Reply

re: #2
^exempt "reading" from the above sentence. My typing level is low

#3 | Posted by hamburglar at 2025-05-29 07:58 AM | Reply

Poor Boaz. Still such a loser he wastes his time thinking about this garbage.

Ben Shapiro is a faux rage selling weasel and you lap it up like starving dog.

#4 | Posted by jpw at 2025-05-29 09:46 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Ben Shapiro of The Daily Wire issued the blistering takedown last night.

LOL.

#5 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-05-29 09:50 AM | Reply

He called out a slew of celebrities who he said failed to 'grow up' in a desperate attempt to remain culturally relevant.

This from the guy that didn't know ------- were supposed to get wet. wow.

#6 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-05-29 09:55 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Anyone who takes a sniveling s*&^weasel like Ben Shapiro seriously is an idiot.

*Looks up* "POSTED BY BOAZ"

Never mine. Carry on.

#7 | Posted by jpw at 2025-05-29 09:58 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Ben Shapiro can't get his wife's ----- wet.

#8 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-05-29 10:35 AM | Reply

Boaz can get his wife's feet sticky though. Advantage Boaz.

#9 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-05-29 10:48 AM | Reply

You would be surprised how often that has worked.

#10 | Posted by boaz at 2025-05-29 11:06 AM | Reply

You'd be surprised how repulsive that statement is...

#11 | Posted by jpw at 2025-05-29 11:22 AM | Reply

Coming from the person who doesnt know that swallowing gizz from college men isn't repulsive.

#12 | Posted by boaz at 2025-05-29 11:32 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Swallowing gizz IS repulsive.

#13 | Posted by boaz at 2025-05-29 11:34 AM | Reply

No one wants to watch progressive/liberal television.

www.dailymail.co.uk

#14 | Posted by boaz at 2025-05-29 11:34 AM | Reply

What the ---- is "gizz"?

#15 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-05-29 11:36 AM | Reply

Gizz:

"Gizz" can refer to a few things. In Scottish English, it's a slang term for a wig. It can also be a shortening of "jasey". Additionally, "gizz" is the shortened form of the band name "King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard". Finally, "gizzard" refers to a specialized stomach organ in birds, used for grinding food.

#16 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-05-29 11:37 AM | Reply

Which one of those you been swallowing, Boaz?

#17 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-05-29 11:38 AM | Reply

Secret Science Nerds: Wu-Tang Clan's GZA is a True Genius
nerdist.com

#18 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-05-29 11:40 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Speaking of GZA:

w/ Bill Murray, "Delirium," from Coffee and Cigarettes (Jarmusch, dir.).

www.youtube.com

#19 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-05-29 12:01 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Swallowing gizz IS repulsive.

Posted by boaz at 2025-05-29 11:34 AM | Reply

So your woman spits?? Good to know Boaz

#20 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-05-29 12:06 PM | Reply

Coming from the person who doesnt know that swallowing gizz from college men isn't repulsive.

#12 | Posted by boaz

Don't worry, we know that you're *ahem* "slip" here isn't meaningful...nope...not with all the unsolicited gay sex comments y'all throw around...

The closeted, repressed homosexuality present in the righties here is disturbing.

#21 | Posted by jpw at 2025-05-29 12:11 PM | Reply

DEI hire Bo-ass needed to supplement his janitorial wages so he went for the

#22 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-05-29 12:35 PM | Reply

So your woman spits?? Good to know Boaz

#20 | Posted by LauraMohr

Why is it good for YOU to know? Do you still even have the equipment to deliver something for her to spit?

#23 | Posted by boaz at 2025-05-29 01:03 PM | Reply

There's always spit swapping.

#24 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-05-29 01:06 PM | Reply

Felon Musk Tried to Block Massive Trumpf-backed Mideast AI Deal Unless He Was Included

"The worst person in the world rushed to the Mideast to hold up a massive Trumpf-endorsed American AI operation in Abu Dhabi unless it included him. That apparently explains the tech billionaire's sudden appearance at a Trumpf meeting with Saudi Arabia officials during the president's three-country Middle East vacation.

Trumpf was about to announce a huge AI partnership on foreign soil with America's OpenAI " run by Musk's arch rival Sam Altman " and the United Arab Emirates' G42 company to build a Stargate UAE campus in Abu Dhabi.

The operation would also include America's Oracle, Nvidia, and Cisco, and Japan's SoftBank as part of the UAE's push to become a major AI player. The new venture will be the biggest AI campus outside the US."

The Dotard must have said 'WTF is Elon doing here?' like when he blocked Musk's secret China war briefing a few months ago.

Link:

www.the-independent.com

#25 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-29 02:08 PM | Reply

Coast Guard Veteran Lured Her Accused Rapist to Woods, Executed Him, and Then Went to Get Tattoo

"A USCG vet turned OnlyFans model is facing a decades-long prison sentence for luring Matthew Dunmire, who she claimed raped her, into the woods of a national park in Ohio and executing him. Chelsea Perkins pleaded guilty to second-degree murder in the 2021 death of 31-year-old Matthew Dunmire at Cuyahoga Valley National Park near Cleveland. He had a single gunshot wound to the back of the head and an Aquafina water bottle next to him."

Out of vengeance, the mother of Matthew Dunmire sought out Chelsea Perkins before she was arrested, but ended up shooting the wrong person twice in the abdomen. The innocent person luckily survived. The best crime fiction writers couldn't have come up with this story.

Chelsea Perkins whacked a white man, so Trumpf wouldn't be interested in pardoning her. Good thing the US has strict gun control laws.

Sources: Link One Link Two

#26 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-29 02:35 PM | Reply

Good thing the US has strict gun control laws.

This literally has NOTHING to do with the story.

#27 | Posted by boaz at 2025-05-29 03:22 PM | Reply

He died from a "single gunshot wound to the back of the head"

But "gun control" has NOTHING to do with the story?

Okay. The ABSENCE of gun control explains the story.

#28 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-05-29 03:32 PM | Reply

No it doesnt. What explains the story is the person who pulled the trigger is arrested and facing justice.

That's all. As our country is supposed to be and is.

#29 | Posted by boaz at 2025-05-29 04:19 PM | Reply

"As our country is supposed to be and is."

Murder is okay so long as it gets punished.
That's really what you believe.

Well, it turns out that roughly half the murders in America go unsolved:

"the homicide "clearance," or solve rate of 83.7 percent in 1964, has dropped steadily to 50 percent in 2022."
www.newsweek.com

That's the Second Amendment legacy that you are so proud of.

20,000 murders a year, mostly with guns, and half of them go unsolved. As our country is supposed to be, according to you.

You are a great example of how the GOP Cult embraces Death at every opportunity.

#30 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-05-29 04:31 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

Murder is okay so long as it gets punished.

No one said that. You did.

I said you are blaming the wrong thing for an action. The gun cannot do an action. Only a person can.

But you are too dense to understand that.

#31 | Posted by boaz at 2025-05-29 05:48 PM | Reply

Does there have to be punishment for murder?

What if I claim to be standing my ground.

Then can I murder with impunity?

#32 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-05-29 05:50 PM | Reply

#32

Just go ahead and show Major B your feet; it's all he's ever wanted here!

#33 | Posted by Corky at 2025-05-29 06:03 PM | Reply

It's like talking to the kid that got left behind at the daycare center.

#34 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-05-29 06:21 PM | Reply

" The gun cannot do an action. Only a person can. But you are too dense to understand that."

So the answer is to stop the person getting the gun.

Agreed? Or are you too dense to understand that?

#35 | Posted by Danforth at 2025-05-29 06:28 PM | Reply

Hey Boaz...!
Grapefruit slice atop a pile of other slices

#36 | Posted by hamburglar at 2025-05-29 06:32 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"I said you are blaming the wrong thing for an action. The gun cannot do an action. Only a person can."

You are blaming the wrong thing for the action.
A person alone is not sufficient.
A person alone cannot shoot someone.

You need two things for a shooting.
A gun, and a person to use the gun.

#37 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-05-29 06:37 PM | Reply

"I said you are blaming the wrong thing for an action."

All murders are done by people.
What tool are most murders done with?

#38 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-05-29 06:38 PM | Reply

#38

Car Antennas!

#39 | Posted by Corky at 2025-05-29 06:41 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

"As our country is supposed to be and is."

We're supposed to have 15,000 gun murders a year.

The GOP is a Death Cult.

#40 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-05-29 06:44 PM | Reply

Is Biden dead yet?

#41 | Posted by fortfisher at 2025-05-29 08:30 PM | Reply

Just a quick reminder, Snoofy is a Nazi.

#42 | Posted by fortfisher at 2025-05-29 08:38 PM | Reply

Leave it to snoofy to sniffle and whine about guns any time he can. His paralyzing fear of firearms is why.

#43 | Posted by willowby at 2025-05-29 11:59 PM | Reply

Puppy Killer Kristi Noem Quietly Keeping FEMA Alive for Hurricane Season

Publicly, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem has said FEMA needs to be reoriented or even done away with altogether.

"We are eliminating FEMA," Noem said at a televised meeting of Dotard Trumpf's Cabinet in March. Cameron Hamilton, an experienced State Dept officer and former USN Seal, was fired for disagreeing with the plan to cut FEMA.

But with hurricane season about to start, Noem has been quietly pushing behind the scenes to keep key employees in place and to approve reimbursements to states previously hit by disaster.

There appears to be some internal recognition that, absent a plan ready for how the country would move forward without FEMA, important elements of the agency and its work have to remain in place for now.

Noem approved a request from newly installed acting FEMA Administrator David Richardson to retain 2,652 employees whose terms had been set to expire between April and December.


Shhh! Don't tell the Dotard.

Source: www.nbcnews.com

#44 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-30 03:27 AM | Reply

Is Biden dead yet?

#41 | Posted by fortfisher

No. But you're still a giant piece of s(*&.

#45 | Posted by jpw at 2025-05-30 03:41 AM | Reply

Someone is Impersonating White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles

Federal authorities are investigating a clandestine effort to impersonate White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, after an unknown individual reached out to prominent Republicans and business executives pretending to be her. In recent weeks, senators, governors, top US business executives and other well-known figures have received text messages and phone calls from a person who claimed to be Wiles. But the messages weren't from Wiles and the FBI and the White House are trying to figure out who is behind the effort and what their goal is. FBI officials have told the White House they don't believe a foreign nation is involved.

Chaos reigns in the Trumpf junta. Maybe the thief who stole Kristi Noem's purse a few weeks ago sold her Smartphone and the data within to identity thieves. These things couldn't happen to a better bunch of people.

Original source: www.wsj.com

Archived link: archive.ph

#46 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-30 03:53 AM | Reply

An Afrikaner who resettled in the US established this website with resource information to help other Boers immigrate to America: www.refugeforafrikaners.com

The website listed "Trusted News Sources" which included Fox News and Newsmax and at the bottom is a gif of the Dotard doing a silly dance.

Verloorder is Afrikaans for "loser."

#47 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-30 06:06 AM | Reply

Nevada Health Authorities Investigating Five Cases of Legionnaire's Disease in Las Vegas

The Trumpf cabal of quacks, charlatans, and mountebanks are on top of this, safeguarding the physical, medical, and financial health of their fellow Americans. I feel better already.

https://kagi.com/proxy/man-holding-in-arm-a-sign-saying-sarcasm-vector-19477979.jpg?c=2rr7VELMgmh6cLTrQYc7Ay6UZk-Vv1obF8O7D6NRYx1e5LjHTSA__enWSPJh4_TsvD9j40_7xtygL2nCPkUx_49zY3e2QPWxXU_rYRETUlIedZI-ghbl-htObttYUZei-WFEHoSXE1ngiDxRbTR0rck6FfdK-Ex49qo_BUCKZZk%3D

Source: Link

#48 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-30 06:31 AM | Reply

Chevron DOGEs itself as by 2026 cutting its workforce. worldwide, by 20%, structuring down to be more efficient and cost effective. Even the private sector sees the advantage of eliminating the 'bloat' of their manpower. Smart move and will lead to not only to an improved bottom line, but IMO will result in a higher share price.

#49 | Posted by MSgt at 2025-05-30 08:22 AM | Reply

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