The Trump Phone Is Here!

Monday, June 16, 2025

The Trump Organization on Monday unveiled a mobile phone plan and a $499 smartphone that is set to launch in September.

Posted by lee_the_agent at 08:32 PM | 15 COMMENTS | permalink | Comment on This Entry |

The new service, Trump Mobile, will offer a $47.45-per-month plan that includes unlimited talk, text and data, as well as roadside assistance and a "Telehealth and Pharmacy Benefit," according to its website.

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-- CNBC (@cnbc.com) Jun 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM

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Here's the way the scam works.

1. Market a Chinese made phone as made in the USA
2. Pay MAGA influencers to promote it.
3. Subscribe nitwit MAGA buyers to phone service plan
4. Sell the subscribers to a larger carrier
5. Get rich and laugh at the gullible morons

#1 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2025-06-16 12:30 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Ridiculous. Since when has Trump been mobile; he can barely get up the stairs now!

#2 | Posted by Corky at 2025-06-16 01:16 PM | Reply

These will 100% be used to spy on Americans. I wouldn't allow one on those phone in my house, not that I'd invite anyone dumb enough to buy one in to begin with.

#3 | Posted by qcp at 2025-06-16 01:20 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

How do I know it's a scam besides the fact that it has Trump's name on it.
The infographic for the phone claims it has a "5000 mAh long life camera". That's a battery measure, nothing to do with the camera.

Anyone who signs up for this is a special kind of stupid.

#4 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2025-06-16 01:27 PM | Reply

As a bonus, new subscribers get a free 90 day membership to Pete Hegseth's group chat. If you want to know the latest national security secrets before your friends then sign up now.

#5 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2025-06-16 01:28 PM | Reply

Now there is no need for them Bill Gates microchips in your vaccines anymore.

#6 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-06-16 01:31 PM | Reply

The phone includes these great new features:
-rotary dial to eliminate butt dials
-coin slot to pay for calls
-AM radio (speaker $499 add-on)
-great battery life via 9v Ray O Vac (not included with purchase)
-roll of stamps for those emails
-Kodak camera for those vacation snaps ($79 add-on, but you get 12 photos)

Pick one up at your nearby Tesla dealership ...

#7 | Posted by catdog at 2025-06-16 09:04 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Before the year is out every MAGA boy and girl will consider it his or her patriotic duty to have one.

#8 | Posted by cbob at 2025-06-16 09:24 PM | Reply

Doe 174 insisted the phone had to offer one-touch reservations for Lolita Express.

#9 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-06-16 09:48 PM | Reply

Is this in response to the Obama phone?

#10 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-06-16 09:56 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Trump's New All-American' Smartphone Is Made in China
www.thedailybeast.com

Irony is lost on the Trumps.

#11 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-06-17 06:16 AM | Reply

About how those phones can't be built in the US by an outfit built on grift and sold for the advertised price? No, not to worry, it's okay, no, really.

"Eventually all the phones can be built in the United States of America."
Eric Trump
www.usatoday.com

Well, that settles it. You've got the word of a Trump.

#12 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-06-17 06:24 AM | Reply

I was reading some about this this morning.

It is, of course, a cheap phone made overseas that contracts with an existing carrier.

It's just a licensing scheme like Trump steaks, Trump vodka and every other gaudy thing that idiot has plastered his name on.

And, I'm betting, it will be as low class and low quality as the rest of them.

#13 | Posted by jpw at 2025-06-17 08:42 AM | Reply

Enter the discount code "TrumpCrimeFamily" for 10% off.

#14 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-06-17 08:59 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

re: Nixon

Newsom made that joke after Coke Jr. posted his first ad for the phone on $#!++er

#15 | Posted by hamburglar at 2025-06-17 09:06 AM | Reply