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White House Censors Toe-Curling Video of Trump Being Compared to Christ
The White House quietly scrubbed footage of a bizarre Easter event after a presidential adviser compared Donald Trump to Jesus Christ -- and he didn't exactly look offended.
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"Donald Trump is no more Jesus Christ than I am an astronaut on Pluto," Father Brian Jordan told the Daily Beast.[image or embed] -- The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast.bsky.social) Apr 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
"Donald Trump is no more Jesus Christ than I am an astronaut on Pluto," Father Brian Jordan told the Daily Beast.[image or embed]
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When did baby jeebus rape a 13 year old?
#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-04 09:20 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Jesus has a good laugh over it.
#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-04 09:23 AM | Reply
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Trump called God bringing the Hebrews out of slavery in Egypt "an amazing period of time" and compared it to the United States under his presidency.
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#3 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-04 09:30 AM | Reply
Trump called God bringing the Hebrews out of slavery in Egypt "an amazing period of time" and compared it to the United States under his presidency. Makes sense.
Since there is no direct archaeological evidence confirming a mass enslavement or exodus of Hebrews in Egypt as described in the Book of Exodus.
Historical evidence doesn't support the claim that the ancient Israelites were ever enslaved in Egypt(and they definitely had nothing to do with the pyramids) so naturally Trumpy would use it in another one of his incoherent lies since he has no clue about actual history and makes it up as he goes.
#4 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-04-04 10:03 AM | Reply
This was absolutely bat-shht crazy stuff. I watched it. Crazy. Lunatic. Cult.
#5 | Posted by YAV at 2026-04-04 10:15 AM | Reply
And in a recent speech in Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu channeled Genghis Khan over Jesus Christ.
#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-04 04:18 PM | Reply
Pol Pot would be closer than Jesus.
#7 | Posted by mattm at 2026-04-04 11:25 PM | Reply
Nail him up and see what happens in 3 days.
#8 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-05 02:34 PM | Reply
I can never read about toes curling without thinking of the Barry White song "Put Me in Your Mix."
Gets right to the point.
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#9 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-04-05 04:19 PM | Reply
Umm, "toe-curling" is not exactly what I had in mind. Barf inducing maybe. I'll save my curled toes for other endeavors.
#10 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-06 12:25 AM | Reply
hork
#11 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-04-06 06:29 AM | Reply
Like Christ, eh? Let's try that one out by crucifying Der Dotard and seeing if he rises again in three days...
#12 | Posted by catdog at 2026-04-06 08:26 AM | Reply | Funny: 1
That would be known as Shirk.
The Equating of the Created with the Creator.
The Gravest Sin possible in Islamic Theology.
Trump's gonna ride Ol' Sparky into the Bowels Of Hell.
And that's just the Beginning.
#13 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-04-06 06:49 PM | Reply
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