In apartheid-era Suid-Afrika, the Boers had the highest per capita ratio of firearms ownership in the the world at an astonishing 13 weapons per person.

I guess these Boers had to declare their weapons when they arrived in Amerikkka:

"Oh, I have to live in a dirt-poor Red State with lousy healthcare, with polluted air and water and few economic opportunities, just so that I can own my arsenal of loud, life-taking weapons to deal with the kaffirs."

And these Boers are competing with Wall Street and China to gobble up vulnerable farms.