There was a tiny cult in the 1960s that believed adult human brains were hindered by the skull, the hard shell constricting free thought.

They thought that infants and children with soft skulls allowed the brain and consciousness to "breathe" or "expand," and hence the source of their imagination and innocence.

So, this handful of cultists would shave their heads and drill tiny holes into their skulls.

Apparently they survived this bloody and painful ordeal, but none went on to become the next Oppenheimer, Beethoven, or Shakespeare.

Meet the late Amanda Feilding, the Countess of Wemyss and March, the year this aristocrat underwent voluntary trepanation (1970).

Unlike Dorian Gray, we all get to witness Trumpf's visible deterioration.

@17 Legless USMC NCO re-enlists because "Staff Sgt. Johnny 'Joey' Jones is motivated by changes that have been made in the department over the past 16 months and wants to be a part of it," bleated US Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hogsbreath.

May all three of them (Benjamin Netanyahu, Vladimir Putin, and Dummkopf Trumpf) stroke out in one Zeusian strike.