D.C. Experiences ‘Code Red’ Air Quality After Fireworks

Sunday, July 05, 2026

Residents of Washington, DC, on Sunday briefly experienced the worst air quality of any major city in the world, according to a company that ranks pollution globally, as the capital reckoned with the aftermath of a massive, 40-minute Fourth of July fireworks show. City officials issued a Code Red Air Quality Alert, asking residents to limit time outside, with a warning that the air is "unhealthy for seniors, kids, people with medical conditions" and that the general public may experience health issues.

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Is Stinky going to be airlifted to Walter Reed again after he poisoned DC's air?

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-07-05 11:49 PM | Reply

... D.C. Experiences Code Red' Air Quality After Fireworks ...

Gee, who could have ever seen this coming?

#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-07-05 11:51 PM | Reply

That bloated piece of worthless s*&^ can't even do a good 4th of July fireworks display.

#3 | Posted by jpw at 2026-07-06 01:12 AM | Reply

What is Dystopia without gas spouts, crumbling vinyl, and clouds of gunpowder smoke rolling through the place?

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-06 10:47 AM | Reply

What is Dystopia without gas spouts, crumbling vinyl, and clouds of gunpowder smoke rolling through the place?

How about more dystopia? The Antichrist joked in the Oval Office about nominating Cuban-Canadian Ted Cruz (R-TX) to be a SCOTUS justice:

"He's done a wonderful job as a Senator. Highly respected. In fact, somebody asked, Would you ever appoint him to the United States Supreme Court?'" Dummkopf Trumpf bleated.

"Well, he's the only one I can think of who will get 100 votes. All Republicans would vote for him. All Democrats would vote for him because they want to get him the Hell out of the Senate," Trumpf joked.

Dummkopf Trumpf had previously alleged Ted Cruz's father was involved in the JFK assassination and in 2016 he slimed Cruz's wife as "ugly," posting this:

Ha ha ha!

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-06 11:26 AM | Reply