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Tuesday, July 14, 2026

Dummkopf Trumpf's well-documented affinity for attractive men has alarmed junta apparatchiks. Of Trumpf's infatuation with NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani (D), he is "viewed as a young, handsome man." The Dotard-in-Chief fawned over how well-endowed the golfer Arnold Palmer was and some quarters are wondering if Dummkopf Trumpf celebrates Pride month. "The President has a type," said authoress Maggie Haberman.

NYG QB Jaxson Dart is "like a male model. I'm looking at the legs there. He's this beautiful guy."

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Dummkopf Trumpf (80) views Democratic NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani (34) as a "young, handsome man." One wonders if the morbidly obese draft-dodging geriatric pedophile views his bland and uncharismatic hell-spawns Don Jr, Eric, or Barron, with such fawning admiration?

The paterfamilias did not attend Don Jr's recent nuptials in the Bahamas and spent that May weekend posting non-stop idiotic screeds on Truth Social.

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The sissy boy who fixates publicly on the size of Arnold Palmer's penis might be attracted to guys?

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-14 07:06 AM | Reply

Actually, he sounds like he's been reading BJ's posts....

#2 | Posted by Corky at 2026-07-14 10:05 AM | Reply

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-07-14 11:56 AM | Reply

Again, how can anything alarm his staff or anyone else at this point?

Which is why only death will bury Trump. Not anything in the Epstein Files. He's getting out of this life scot-free in his mind, as long as he's a free man when he dies, no matter how crazy he is.

Time for everyone to suck it up. Remember Rumsfeld: We're dealing with what we got, not what we wished we had.

#4 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-07-14 06:45 PM | Reply

"He's getting out of this life scot-free in his mind, as long as he's a free man when he dies, no matter how crazy he is."

Our "great" American system did this to us.

Our system of justice found a way to prosecute, indict, convict, and hang poor John Brown within four months of his capture at Harper's Ferry, VA by Col Robert E. Lee, but our victorius Union was unable to prosecute traitor CSA President Jefferson Davis after the rebellion -- a traecherous racist responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of American soldiers from both sides.

Jefferson Davis would go on to gamely outlive Abraham Lincoln unscathed by 24 years.

Thanks to the status quo dinosaurs inhabiting the US Senate, Dummkopf Trumpf survived his two impeachment trials.

On 10 January 2025, NYS Judge Juan Merchan sentenced the convicted Dummkopf Trumpf to "to an unconditional discharge."

Dummkopf Trumpf whined: "This has been a very terrible experience."



#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-14 07:05 PM | Reply

TYPO fixed to read:

"Our system of justice found a way to prosecute, indict, convict, and hang poor John Brown within four months of his capture at Harper's Ferry, VA by Col Robert E. Lee, but our victorius Union was unable to prosecute traitor CSA President Jefferson Davis after the rebellion -- a treacherous racist responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of American soldiers from both sides."

"Stupid MS XP PC!"

#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-14 07:09 PM | Reply

I was disappointed with the fruits of my limited research here.

Jefferson Davis, the president of the Confederacy, did not actually dress as a woman. When captured by Union cavalry in Irwinville, Georgia, on May 10, 1865, he wore his regular clothes with his wife's black shawl over his shoulders and a waterproof overcoat for warmth.

Despite the truth, the Northern press and cartoonists exaggerated this detail, circulating stories and popular lithographs that depicted him in hoop skirts, petticoats, and bonnets. This widely publicized caricature, immortalized in songs like "Jeff in Petticoats," was meant to humiliate Davis and permanently damage his reputation.

#7 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-07-14 07:13 PM | Reply

I bet the abolitionist press smeared Jefferson Davis, not the major ones owned by oligarchs. I'll check.

Horace Greeley, Cornelius Vanderbilt, and other Northern plutocrats paid for that swine's bond, releasing him from Fort Monroe, VA.

And prior to his capture, A. Lincoln was asked what to do about Jefferson Davis when that poltroon fled west to join CSA dead-enders. Our greatest POTUS -- a kind and wise man -- replied if the traitor diappeared 'unbeknownst' to him, "he would not object." (US Army General William "Tecumseh" Sherman, Memoirs).

#8 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-14 07:30 PM | Reply

Growing up in NYC's forgotten borough, I had no idea of the local Vanderbilt influence until I left. Like Catholicism, it was all over the place but I didn't recognize it. The Vanderbilts' old boneyard was right down the hill.

Ever been to Biltmore House outside Asheville, NC, one of America's most ridiculous former private residences?

First time I went, the whole area reminded me exactly, exactly, of Todt Hill, but without the mob chieftains. And now Russian oligarchs.

#9 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-07-15 10:05 AM | Reply

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