Trump Is Building a White House Helipad -- He Sought No Approvals.

Thursday, July 16, 2026

President Trump, a former real estate mogul who knows a few things about construction projects, says there is "no harder zoning thing to get" than a helipad. But he is building one at the White House, and building it fast.

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Donald Trump takes another crap in public.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-16 10:15 AM | Reply

Trumpf Needs a White House Maxipad -- He Sought No Approval from Melanoma

That's a tad better.

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-16 10:20 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

When the torches and pitchforks finally arrive, he needs to be able to get the ---- out of Dodge, stat.

#3 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-07-16 11:11 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

He's a dementia-addled --------. He should be locked in a box.

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-07-16 12:28 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

I'm guessing he must be very, very, very afraid of that short drive from Andrews.

#5 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-07-16 04:43 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

The lawn is too uneven for him to be able to walk out the helicopter?

#6 | Posted by MBlue at 2026-07-17 11:55 AM | Reply

To be fair, Marine One should probably use a helipad. Why it has to be on the South Lawn is a different question.

#7 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-07-17 12:14 PM | Reply