Republican Lawmaker Discovers A New Conspiracy Theory: The BLT Sandwich

Sunday, August 02, 2026

Conover Kennard: Virginia GOP Rep. John McGuire appeared on Newsmax following Dr. Anthony Fauci's roughly three-hour hearing before the Senate Homeland Security Committee on Wednesday, which left Sen. Rand Paul going full crazy pants on the government's former top infectious disease expert.

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no, idiots, the covid vaccine isn't made of fetus parts. Republicans weren't just dragging Dr. Fauci through the mud -- they were using the hearings to dredge up every dumbfuck covid conspiracy theory under the sun. thank you for your attention to my very angry post. link is here: bit.ly/3S6jyqv

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Virginia GOP Rep. John McGuire appeared on Newsmax following Dr. Anthony Fauci's roughly three-hour hearing before the Senate Homeland Security Committee on Wednesday, which left Sen. Rand Paul going full crazy pants on the government's former top infectious disease expert. McGuire rambled that vaccines supposedly contain "human fetus baby parts" " apparently by way of something he called a "BLT sandwich" " and grumbled that ivermectin should've been used instead

McGuire sounds like the trumper filth on this site.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-07-31 11:36 AM | Reply

In the Primary, Eberly votes for the Republican who says vaccines contain the lowest amount of human fetus baby parts.

#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-07-31 11:56 AM | Reply

How did I know?

A certain small country wants the population of another much larger country to remain ignorant and uneducated.

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-31 12:33 PM | Reply

Somebody doesn't know how vaccines are produced.

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-07-31 02:38 PM | Reply

What the honorable gentleman from VA meant to say was "human baby farts." Which are, admittedly baby parts for a while but not the same as the ground-up babies MAGAts sprinkle on their mush every morning. Or so someone, somewhere said, says, or may say ... maybe.

#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-31 03:38 PM | Reply

Looks like somebody skipped all their Biology classes.

#6 | Posted by morris at 2026-08-01 08:01 PM | Reply

These idiots don't take biology class. They got Bible studies instead:

If only that woman hadn't been morally corrupted (women are weak) by that snake, we wouldn't need vaccines made of babies.

Everything is the woman's fault. Sit down and STFU!

True story, in so many words.

#7 | Posted by horstngraben at 2026-08-01 08:11 PM | Reply

A certain small country wants the population of another much larger country to remain ignorant and uneducated.

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

Holy s*&^ just STFU. This has nothing to do with AIPAC or Israel you f*&^ing moron.

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2026-08-01 08:41 PM | Reply

"A certain small country wants the population of another much larger country to remain ignorant and uneducated."

Ignorant and uneducated. That is why they adore evangelical Christian loons like John "Eve of Genocidal Destruction" McGuire. They rubber stamp everything Bibi, 66647 and Epstein Co. sends their way.

#9 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-08-01 09:38 PM | Reply

The vaccine contains baby parts?

Interesting! I wonder how it tastes?

-Donner

#10 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-08-02 11:03 AM | Reply