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-- Defector (@defector.com) 3:38 PM · Aug 24, 2026

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"Multiple outlets reported York was arrested around 9:30 a.m. EDT on Sunday morning at the Wheat Hill Mobile Home Community in East Palestine, Ohio, with The New York Post noting York "arranged to have sexual activity with [a] female in exchange for $140.00," citing a police report.

Court records also say his cell phone will be returned to him and $160 that was seized will be forfeited to the Mahoning Valley Human Trafficking Task Force following an agreement by both parties."

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I dunno... looks like he was going to pay a $20 tip!

That was mighty white of him.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-08-24 05:25 PM | Reply

Did York try to book an hour with Melanoma?

#2 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-24 05:32 PM | Reply

Mother of Mercy, this story can't be real just before the NFL kicks off the season (or anywhen for that matter).

A super mega oligarch with more pelf than good-for-nothing heiress Linda McMahon busted in a "trailer park" because of a "damsel of the dark" assignatuon?

Fill in the blank, SVP:



#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-24 05:46 PM | Reply

"at the Wheat Hill Mobile Home Community"

I'll just leave that right there.

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-24 05:52 PM | Reply

-I dunno... looks like he was going to pay a $20 tip!

what do you normally get?

Do the men like your stubble on their sack?

#5 | Posted by eberly at 2026-08-24 05:58 PM | Reply

"East Palestine, Ohio"

Oops. Enforcement called to Wrong Palestine.

Sunday morning, 930a.

Fixin to do something to atone for?

#6 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-08-24 06:48 PM | Reply

I'd blame the toxic train wreck.

#7 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-08-24 07:01 PM | Reply

#5

Ooohh! Beverly is Offended!

The last thing I ever wanted in my life was to Offend Bev.... to the point that he starts projecting his sex fantasies!

#8 | Posted by Corky at 2026-08-24 07:18 PM | Reply

8

Did I hurt your feelings?

I hope not

#9 | Posted by eberly at 2026-08-24 10:11 PM | Reply

#9

As Retorts go, that was wholly unimpressive, not to mention lame as all hell.

So, I won't mention that. You can do better!

#10 | Posted by Corky at 2026-08-24 10:19 PM | Reply

Beverly's having a bad year. Tough it up, cupcake. It's gonna get a lot worse.

#11 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-25 10:14 PM | Reply

He had filed for divorce a few months ago.
"Criminal tools" was probably a pipe.
He can afford better.
As a 49ers fan, I don't care.

#12 | Posted by morris at 2026-08-25 11:57 PM | Reply

Eberly:
I notice you repeatedly go for the homoerotic ad hominem.
You REALLY need to get something off your chest, bro.

#13 | Posted by e1g1 at 2026-08-26 01:06 PM | Reply

-I notice you repeatedly go for the homoerotic ad hominem.

no, you don't. on a scale here, I'm not even close to the top half of folks who "repeatedly go for the homoerotic ad hominem".

and don't imagine anybody here believes you give a ---- anyway.

How about this....try telling the truth for a change?

#14 | Posted by eberly at 2026-08-26 02:05 PM | Reply

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