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Friday, August 28, 2026

The U.S. Space Academy will be for students looking to enter the U.S. Space Force, a new branch of the military Trump created in his first term. Trump said it will also serve NASA and the civilian spaceflight industry. "We're going to have an academy for what the people in this room love the most. That's exciting. That's really exciting. And I'm going to be choosing a location very shortly," Trump said during remarks at NASA's Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas. The other purpose of the event was to award the four Artemis II astronauts with the Congressional Space Medal of Honor. Behind Trump stood more than a dozen astronauts throughout the ceremony.

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Who's the black guy doing all the sound effects?

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-28 01:42 PM | Reply

Space Academy
Space Academy II: Their First Assignment
Space Academy III: MAGAts On Patrol
Space Academy IV: The Wrath of Don
Space Academy V: Assignment: Mercury Beach
Space Academy VI: Mission to Melania

#2 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-08-28 02:07 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Will the students be called Space Cadets?

#3 | Posted by qcp at 2026-08-28 04:40 PM | Reply

Will the students be called Space Cadets?

Junior Guardians.

#4 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-08-28 04:42 PM | Reply

I see one Black in that photo. Plenty of Bimbos though. And not all Blondes, like you'd expect from Trump.

#5 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-08-28 05:31 PM | Reply

They are coming, and coming
From Venus to Uranus:
Bottle Blonde Bimbos In Space!

The biggest bang in the history of the universe-
Ready thrusters for re-entry:
Bottle Blonde Bimbos In Space!

The vast, black holes that suck you in
The celestial bodies that beckon you back for more:

Bottle Blonde Bimbos In Space!

#6 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-08-28 05:49 PM | Reply

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