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Even MAGA rally attendees are sick and tired of hearing about Donald Trump's ballroom.

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"SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!"

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-- Morgan J Freeman (@mjfree.bsky.social) 11:20 PM · Oct 26, 2026

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Cats spray, dogs piss, Trump builds ballrooms.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-10-27 01:54 PM | Reply

Saw the video from the guys perspective. Hilarious.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! he cried.

#2 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-10-27 02:02 PM | Reply

Fat Donnie Loser is about to be confronted with reality,

First time for everything.

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-10-27 02:59 PM | Reply

"Cheesecake factory" seems to be the current meme that's driving Trump up the wall.

#4 | Posted by Twinpac at 2026-10-28 07:15 PM | Reply

@#4 ... "Cheesecake factory" seems to be the current meme that's driving Trump up the wall. ...

Right wing media seems to be having a cheesy-meltdown of fmr Pres Obama's comment.

So, the comment seems to have hit home.



#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-10-28 07:23 PM | Reply

@#3 ... Fat Donnie Loser is about to be confronted with reality,

First time for everything. ...

Is his response to this heckler indicative of what his response might be to one of his advisors saying something that he does not agree with?


My first guess would be, "yes."

But, unlike my current view of Pres Trump, I am willing to be dissuaded.


#6 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-10-28 07:38 PM | Reply

LAMP

Hold your current view. Trump doesn't even try to cover it up except for his normal vulgar off-camera language. He's just mean spirited, insecure, short tempered and nasty minded 24/7 365.

There! I hope that helps.

#7 | Posted by Twinpac at 2026-10-28 08:56 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

@#1 ... Cats spray, dogs piss, Trump builds ballrooms. ...

Agreed.

#8 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-10-28 09:15 PM | Reply

I agree Trump should shove that ballroom up his keister, and then rotate it.

#9 | Posted by cbob at 2026-10-28 09:17 PM | Reply

I like JoJo From Jerz's take:

"Donald Trump, that paprika-dusted parade float of petty ------- grievances, that terra-cotta tub of hangry toddler tantrums, really, REALLY does not like people making fun of him.
Never has. Never will.
Which is exactly why watching one lionhearted, swashbuckling, sweet-tea-swilling knight-errant of the Magnolia State tell him to shove his ballroom up his fat ass should be FDA-approved and injected directly into our veins.
Because that walking hemorrhoid zipped into a mothballed Zamboni cover can mock a disabled journalist, desecrate the memory of a dead war hero, and call a woman a pig with the breezy cruelty of a thrice-divorced uncle who lives in his mother's sunroom and flicks Marlboro Light ash into the frosting of his own niece's Paw Patrol birthday cake because nobody laughed at his joke about the bounce house.
But let one person laugh at HIM, and that antique coin purse made out of eyelid skin starts puckering like a cat's ------- in a lemon grove."

More: jojofromjerz.substack.com

#10 | Posted by cbob at 2026-10-28 09:39 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

TBH, until Trump is out, the building formally known as the Whitehouse will be called the Cheesecake Factory, at least by me.

#11 | Posted by dibblda at 2026-10-28 09:52 PM | Reply

Trump Unravels After Protester's Epstein Plane Taunt

www.thedailybeast.com

Stinky was a regular on Lolita Express.

#12 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-10-29 03:03 AM | Reply

@#10 ... I like JoJo From Jerz's take ...

Yeah, but what does she really think?

OK, I've read some more of her posts.

Wow.

I can no longer ask what she really thinks. She seems to be quite specific in the area of expressing her opinions.

:)

All that aside, her comment, cited in #10, does seem to be spot on.


#13 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-10-29 03:40 AM | Reply

REIN

It seems likely that Trump, insecure and constantly in need of reassurance of his manhood, would be one of Epstein's full-time clients.

#14 | Posted by Twinpac at 2026-10-29 03:57 AM | Reply

@#14 ... Trump, insecure and constantly in need of reassurance of his manhood ...

Perhaps he needs such reassurance because of a real attraction towards men?

I mean, why does he seem to frequently talk about admiring men's derrieres and their bodies?

What's up with that? (OK, that may not be the best question to ask...)




#15 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-10-29 04:09 AM | Reply

Apropos?

Shriekback - Nemesis (1985)
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Lyrics excerpt ...

https://genius.com/Shriekback-nemesis-lyrics

...
We are no monsters, we're moral people
And yet we have the strength to do this
This is the splendour of our achievement
...


#16 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-10-29 04:27 AM | Reply

Right wing media seems to be having a cheesy-meltdown of fmr Pres Obama's comment.

So, the comment seems to have hit home.

Yup. All of Fixed News deflector shields have been activated!

If only Obama had worn a tan suit and carried a jar of grey poupon when he had said it. MAGA moron heads would have been exploding everywhere.

#17 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-10-29 11:59 AM | Reply

"Cheesecake Factory" is going to be the ballroom's new name for a long, long time.

Trump didn't have enough sense to just let it slide.

LAMP @ #15

"Perhaps he needs such reassurance because of a real attraction towards men?"

I don't think so. It was probably wishful thinking.

I don't know quite how to put it politely except when Trump has to ad lib to run out the clock, there's no telling on what subject his neurons are going to land.

It's been apparent for quite some time now that Trump is a couple quarts low.

#18 | Posted by Twinpac at 2026-10-29 01:06 PM | Reply

opps ~ my mistake. Sorry for the italics. These o' blue eyes ain't what they used to be.

#19 | Posted by Twinpac at 2026-10-29 01:11 PM | Reply

Orange Chomo's Secret Stake in Cheesecake Factory Revealed

www.thedailybeast.com

#20 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-10-29 01:24 PM | Reply

I believe that if there were a national proposition on the ballot of the entire country to decide whether to line Donald Trump up against a wall and execute him it would pass overwhelmingly. Like with 60% support or higher.

#21 | Posted by moder8 at 2026-10-29 05:32 PM | Reply

The doddering fool can barely walk up or down a flight of stairs. Why the hell is he wasting everybody's time and money on a Ball Room that nobody but the super wealthy give a damn about.

#22 | Posted by moder8 at 2026-10-29 05:33 PM | Reply

Bigger than the Whitehouse?!

#23 | Posted by fresno500 at 2026-10-29 06:00 PM | Reply

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