Trump Says He'll Make His Own Crime Stats to Justify Takeover

Saturday, August 16, 2025

President Donald Trump says data showing crime decreasing in Washington, D.C., is fake and has a novel way to fix it: releasing his own crime statistics.

Posted by qcp at 03:32 PM | 8 COMMENTS | permalink

The stats showing a huge decline in violent crime and homicide in D.C. last year were put out just the other day by the FBI, which is run by Kash Patel.

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-- Brad Heath (@bradheath.bsky.social) Aug 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM

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#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-08-15 10:12 AM

BELIEVE NOTHING

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-08-15 01:53 PM

Can't wait for the lunacy.

#3 | Posted by fresno500 at 2025-08-15 07:01 PM

"You're going to have a crime-free city."

Isn't DC the white collar crime capital of the world?

#4 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-08-15 07:06 PM

How Many Whites Felt Scared When They Saw A Negro

There's your statistic.

#5 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-15 07:23 PM

The worst part is that the fake stats will be impossible to tell apart from the real thing!

#6 | Posted by censored at 2025-08-16 06:11 PM

Trump: "Crime is out of control!"
MAGAts: "That's right, Mr. President!"
Trump: "And 14 years old really means 18!"
MAGAts: "Absolutely, Mr. President!"

#7 | Posted by Sycophant at 2025-08-16 08:57 PM

"The streets of our country are in turmoil. The Universities are filled with students rebelling and rioting. Communists are seeking to destroy our country. ... Without law and order our nation can not survive."

Adolph Hitler 1932

#8 | Posted by SomebodyElse at 2025-08-16 10:01 PM

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